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A nutslapper
A super long poop that comes out so fast it slaps your balls like a wet noodle and goes straight into the toilet like it's got a job to do.
My poop just hit my nuts like a slap from a wet sock.
I took a dump and it hit my balls like a surprise party.
That poop didn’t just come out, it came out hard and slapped my junk like it owed me money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nutslapper
When you're getting head and your girl starts smacking your nuts like they're a punching bag and you're the dummy in the middle.
My girl was giving me head and then she started hitting my nuts like I was a punching bag.
Getting head was fine until my girl started punching my nuts like I had a grudge against her.
She gave me head and then she went full-on nut slapper like I was her new favorite toy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nutslapper
A way of describing how someone goes to work on a guy’s nuts like they’re a job site and the nuts are the only thing standing between them and a promotion.
She was working on my nuts like they were a job site and I was her employee.
He was giving me a nutslapper like I was the last guy standing in a fight.
That girl was working on my nuts like she was trying to get a raise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
How close two people are, like if they're touching each other's nuts.
You and your bro were A Nut Hair apart during the fight. You could’ve shared a fart.
She was A Nut Hair from my face when she yelled, 'I’ll kill you!'
We were A Nut Hair from touching each other’s balls during the wrestling match.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
The hair on a guy’s junk, the stuff that grows around his penis.
He had a full beard, but his nut hair was just a few wisps.
She said his nut hair looked like a rat’s nest.
He was too embarrassed to show his nut hair in public.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
Short, curly pubic hair, or a mean way to call someone a bald headed fool.
His nut hair was like a coconut, and it was annoying.
She called him a nut hair because he had no hair at all.
He had nut hair, but she had a bald head.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
The hair on a guy’s balls, the stuff that gets covered in sweat and stank.
His nut hair smelled like a rotten sock.
He had a ton of nut hair, and it was all greasy.
His nut hair looked like it had been through a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
Burned pubic hair from the crazy sport of fart-flaming, where people light their farts on fire.
His nut hairs were charred from a failed fart-flame.
He looked like a burnt squirrel after the fart-flame exploded.
His nut hair was on fire, and he couldn’t stop laughing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
To get really angry or really annoyed, like when someone insults your family.
He gave her the nut hair after she insulted his mom.
She was so mad, she gave him the nut hair.
He got the nut hair when she said his dog was ugly.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut hair
When someone is so close, they might as well be touching your nuts.
He was A Nut Hair away from my face when he screamed.
We were A Nut Hair from touching each other’s balls.
She was A Nut Hair from me when she said, 'I’ll kill you!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut for a jar of tuna
A lousy deal that makes your brain hurt and your wallet cry. It's like getting stuck with a jar of tuna and a nut when you wanted a steak and a drink.
You traded your brand-new phone for a jar of tuna and a nut. What were you thinking? #badtrade
This deal is so bad, it's like getting a nut for a jar of tuna. I'm out.
Bro, you took a nut for a jar of tuna? I'm ashamed of you.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nut for a jar of tuna
A stupid swap that works both ways, like a weird palindrome. It doesn’t make sense, but it somehow still works.
I swapped my car for a jar of tuna and a nut. It's a palindrome, and it's ridiculous.
You think this is a good trade? It's a nut for a jar of tuna, just spelled backwards. Still stupid.
A nut for a jar of tuna? That's like a stupid palindrome. Still a stupid trade.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A number 18
A number 18 is the cheapest meal you can get at a fast food place and it still makes you want to throw up. It’s a bag of greasy fries that looks like it came out of a trash can.
I ordered a number 18 and it tasted like my cousin’s old sneaker.
My mom got a number 18 and it made her cry.
The number 18 is the reason why I hate fast food.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A number 18
A number 18 is the meal you get when you're too broke to buy anything else. It’s just a bag of fries that barely counts as food.
My lunch was a number 18 and I felt like I was eating cardboard.
I got a number 18 and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
The number 18 is the only meal I’ve ever needed in life.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A number 18
A number 18 is the meal you get when you're too lazy to pick anything else. It’s a bag of fries that looks like it’s been sitting there since the 80s.
My number 18 was so bad I almost got a refund.
I ate a number 18 and it felt like I was eating my own regret.
The number 18 is the only meal I ever need.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A novel idea
A fancy way of saying 'that’s a good idea' but with more ego and less brainpower. People use it like it’s a medal for thinking.
'A novel idea!' he shouted, even though he had no clue what it was.
'That’s a novel idea,' she said, while secretly copying the plan from her phone.
He got a standing ovation for suggesting they eat cereal for dinner. 'A novel idea!' the crowd cheered.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A novel idea
When someone gives you credit for an idea, even though it was clearly stolen or made up on the spot.
'A novel idea,' the boss said, not realizing it was from the internet.
She called it a novel idea, but it was just a Google search result.
He said it was a novel idea, even though he had no idea what it meant.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A novel idea
A way to say 'that’s not bad' but with way more drama and fake praise.
He yelled 'A novel idea!' like it was the end of the world.
She gave him a 'novel idea' award for suggesting they work on Monday.
He called it a novel idea, even though it was just a random guess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A novel idea
A lie told to make someone feel important, even if their idea was total garbage.
'A novel idea!' they said, even though it was a disaster waiting to happen.
He was praised for a novel idea, but it just made everyone cry.
She called it a novel idea, even though it was just a bunch of nonsense.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A novel idea
When someone says your idea is amazing, even though it’s clearly stupid and made up on the spot.
They called it a novel idea, even though it was just a random thought.
He got a medal for a novel idea, but it was just a guess.
She said it was a novel idea, but it was just a bad plan.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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