Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

How close two people are, like if they're touching each other's nuts.

You and your bro were A Nut Hair apart during the fight. You could’ve shared a fart.

She was A Nut Hair from my face when she yelled, 'I’ll kill you!'

We were A Nut Hair from touching each other’s balls during the wrestling match.

2

The hair on a guy’s junk, the stuff that grows around his penis.

He had a full beard, but his nut hair was just a few wisps.

She said his nut hair looked like a rat’s nest.

He was too embarrassed to show his nut hair in public.

3

Short, curly pubic hair, or a mean way to call someone a bald headed fool.

His nut hair was like a coconut, and it was annoying.

She called him a nut hair because he had no hair at all.

He had nut hair, but she had a bald head.

4

The hair on a guy’s balls, the stuff that gets covered in sweat and stank.

His nut hair smelled like a rotten sock.

He had a ton of nut hair, and it was all greasy.

His nut hair looked like it had been through a war.

5

Burned pubic hair from the crazy sport of fart-flaming, where people light their farts on fire.

His nut hairs were charred from a failed fart-flame.

He looked like a burnt squirrel after the fart-flame exploded.

His nut hair was on fire, and he couldn’t stop laughing.

6

To get really angry or really annoyed, like when someone insults your family.

He gave her the nut hair after she insulted his mom.

She was so mad, she gave him the nut hair.

He got the nut hair when she said his dog was ugly.

7

When someone is so close, they might as well be touching your nuts.

He was A Nut Hair away from my face when he screamed.

We were A Nut Hair from touching each other’s balls.

She was A Nut Hair from me when she said, 'I’ll kill you!'