A nutslapper

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A super long poop that comes out so fast it slaps your balls like a wet noodle and goes straight into the toilet like it's got a job to do.
My poop just hit my nuts like a slap from a wet sock.
I took a dump and it hit my balls like a surprise party.
That poop didn’t just come out, it came out hard and slapped my junk like it owed me money.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're getting head and your girl starts smacking your nuts like they're a punching bag and you're the dummy in the middle.
My girl was giving me head and then she started hitting my nuts like I was a punching bag.
Getting head was fine until my girl started punching my nuts like I had a grudge against her.
She gave me head and then she went full-on nut slapper like I was her new favorite toy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way of describing how someone goes to work on a guy’s nuts like they’re a job site and the nuts are the only thing standing between them and a promotion.
She was working on my nuts like they were a job site and I was her employee.
He was giving me a nutslapper like I was the last guy standing in a fight.
That girl was working on my nuts like she was trying to get a raise.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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