A Yarnall

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A Yarnall is when you follow someone like a creepy ghost, then you jump out and stuff a sock in their mouth and drag them into the bushes while you do the nastiest thing you can think of. It’s also when you take a dump in someone’s left ear just to make them suffer.
I waited for her for 20 minutes outside the mall. Then I stuffed a sock in her mouth and dragged her into the bushes. She didn’t even know what hit her.
He took a dump in my left ear and walked away like it was nothing. I cried for a week.
I followed my ex to the park. I gagged him and stuffed him in a bush. He didn’t come out for two days.
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A Yarnall is when you fake being gay just to get a girl’s best friend to hang out with you. Then you spike their juice box and make them pass out so you can do your worst on them while they’re too tired to fight back.
I told my crush I was gay so I could hang out with her best friend. I spiked her juice box with something weird and she passed out. I did my worst on her while she was asleep.
I faked being gay to get invited to a sleepover. I spiked their juice and they all passed out. I had the best night of my life.
I pretended I was gay just to get into the sleepover. I gave them all some weird juice and they all fell asleep. I got to do my worst on them.
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