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A Nut Allergy
A nut allergy is like being cursed by a witch who hates you and your taste in snacks. You can't eat peanut butter, you can't eat pistachio cupcakes, and you can't even look at honey nut cheerios without wanting to scream.
I went to a party and had to leave because there was a nut cake. I cried.
My friend eats a peanut butter sandwich in front of me and I lose it.
I had to eat corn nuts and I almost died.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nut Allergy
A nut allergy is when you’re so grossed out by nuts that you’d rather be peed on than have a nut anywhere near you.
My brother peed on me and I was fine. Then he brought out a bag of almonds and I ran away.
I saw a nut on the floor and I threw up.
At school, someone threw a nut at me and I cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nut Allergy
A nut allergy is like being a guy who thinks all men are faggots, or a girl who only likes girls. It’s like your body is screaming, 'I hate nuts!'
My mom says I’m a faggot because I have a nut allergy.
I told my crush I was a lesbian because I have a nut allergy.
My teacher said I’m a faggot and I had to go to the nurse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nut Allergy
A nut allergy is when you can’t sit next to people on the bus because they’re probably eating a nut and you’re going to die.
I sat next to a guy eating almonds and I almost died on the bus.
My friend had to move to the back of the bus because I was having a nut attack.
I saw a nut on the seat and I had to leave the bus.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nut Allergy
A nut allergy is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m a lesbian' or 'I hate men', depending on who you are.
I told my teacher I was a lesbian because I have a nut allergy.
My mom said I’m a faggot because I have a nut allergy.
I told my crush I was a lesbian and now we’re dating.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nurse Purse
A nurse’s angry scrotum turned into a bag so fancy it could make a king cry.
My nurse purse is so good, I’ve been accused of theft by three different kings.
I tried to steal it, but the purse bit me back.
It’s not a purse, it’s a scrotum with a PhD in fashion.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nurse Purse
A pervert’s testicles dressed up like a nurse’s bag, ready to slap you.
That nurse purse slapped me so hard, I got a black eye and a new job.
I asked for a discount, and it slapped me instead.
It’s like the scrotum joined the police force.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nurse Purse
A nurse’s scrotum so angry, it wore a purse and came to fight you.
I tried to run from it, but the purse chased me down the street.
It was so angry, it even bit my neighbor’s leg.
That nurse purse fought me like a superhero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nunley Venture
Starting a business just to rip off your partner by stealing their identity to open credit lines and then selling their stuff like it's hot and using the cash to fake the business's taxes so they can get even more credit.
I opened a taco shop with my cousin, then I sold his car and used the money to lie on our taxes.
My business partner thought we were in it together, but I was just using her credit to buy my own vacation.
She signed on as my partner, but I used her identity to steal her life and my business.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nunley Venture
You start a business with your buddy, then you use his identity to get credit, sell his stuff like it's garbage, and lie to the IRS to make it look like the business is doing great.
He thought we were friends, but I used his credit to buy my own house and then sold his dog on eBay.
She used my identity to get loans, then sold my furniture and said it was a business expense.
I started a bakery with my brother, but I stole his identity and sold his cat to a pet store.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nunley Venture
You team up with someone to run a business, then you steal their identity, open credit lines, sell their stuff like it's free, and lie on the taxes to get more cash.
I partnered with my uncle to run a pizza shop, but I used his identity to steal his identity and sold his car for cash.
My friend thought we were in it together, but I sold her laptop and used it to pay for my tattoo.
She said we were a team, but I stole her identity and sold her stuff to pay for my vacation.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
When you go number two and number one at the same time. It's like your body is trying to kill you.
My dog did a number 3 and it sounded like a train wreck.
I did a number 3 and my pants were soaked. My mom was not happy.
My brother did a number 3 in the pool. It was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
A big, gooey, brown explosion that hits the toilet like it's the enemy.
My number 3 was so big, it looked like a brown tsunami.
I did a number 3 and my toilet was crying.
My friend did a number 3 and it was like a brown volcano.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
When you pee. It's like your bladder is a tiny water balloon and it's bursting.
My number 3 was like a little pee party.
I did a number 3 and my pants were wet.
My sister did a number 3 and it was like a tiny fountain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
A silly way to say you pee. It's like you're rhyming with your pants.
My number 3 was like a silly rhyme.
I did a number 3 and it was like a funny song.
My brother did a number 3 and it was like a silly poem.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
When you go into the bathroom to touch yourself. It's like you're trying to escape your life.
My number 3 was like a secret escape.
I did a number 3 and it was like a little happy dance.
My friend did a number 3 and it was like a secret mission.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
When you put your stuff inside someone else's stuff. It's like a big, messy love letter.
My number 3 was like a messy love letter.
I did a number 3 and it was like a big, messy hug.
My brother did a number 3 and it was like a messy kiss.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Number 3
When a lady has her period. It's like her body is throwing a big, pink party.
My number 3 was like a pink party.
I did a number 3 and it was like a pink explosion.
My sister did a number 3 and it was like a pink celebration.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nugget Threesome
A man gets stuck with a camera and a car while trying to do it with two people.
The guy tried to film it but the car wouldn't stop honking.
He was too busy looking at the camera to notice the car was broken.
The camera recorded everything but the car was louder than his moan.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Nugget Threesome
A guy tries to do it with two people but gets distracted by a camera and a car.
He kept looking at the camera like it was judging him.
The car was parked outside and kept beeping at him.
He forgot about the car and the camera and just yelled at the people.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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