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A Reverse Uncle Ruckus Complex

When someone thinks they’re black because they like the music, but they act like they were born in the 1980s and have never heard of the internet.

He tried to text like a gangster but couldn't text at all.

She wore a durag but didn’t know what a 'block party' was.

He tried to say 'floss' but it sounded like 'floss your teeth.'

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A Reverse Erection

Your penis gets so disgusted by something it looks like it’s running away from a giant poopy monster. It’s like the ultimate 'no way' moment for your manhood.

I saw my ex’s new boyfriend and my cock ran out of the room screaming.

My mom’s new boyfriend is a smelly, fat man with a beard. My penis immediately quit.

I tasted my brother’s lunch and my cock went into hiding.

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A Reverse Erection

You get a hard-on and then drop a dumbbell on your junk so hard it turns into a soft, squishy noodle. It’s like your cock got hit by a pancake.

I was doing deadlifts and my cock got squashed by a 45-pound plate. It was a tragedy.

I got a boner at the gym and then dropped a weight on it. Now it’s a wimp.

I tried to flex and my cock got crushed by my own stupidity.

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A Reverse Erection

You’re either a girl or a guy who’s been through too much and now your cock is too tired to be excited. It’s like your junk is on vacation.

My cock’s been through three breakups and now it just stares at me like I’m a lost cause.

I’ve been dating guys for years and now my cock is like, 'I’m done with this nonsense.'

My cock took a vacation and left me with a limp noodle.

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A RevDard

A person who thinks they're the best because they shout at people or punch them, but they're just a useless piece of garbage.

@RevDard why u always start fights? U not cool u just dumb

RevDard tried to fight me over a pizza slice and lost

RevDard yelled at the bus driver because he spilled coffee on him

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A RevDard

Someone who thinks they’re awesome because they argue with people, but they’re just a brainless idiot.

RevDard called me a f***ing loser for no reason

He started a fight with the mailman just because he didn’t smile

RevDard tried to beat up my dog and got bit

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A RevDard

A person who thinks they’re tough because they scream or punch people, but they’re really just a f***ed-up waste of space.

RevDard screamed at me for 10 minutes about nothing

He punched a wall because he was mad at his mom

RevDard tried to fight a chicken and failed

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A RevDard

A person who thinks they're the king because they shout or fight, but they’re just a stupid, loud, useless person.

RevDard yelled at me for 5 minutes about a video game

He started a fight with his brother over a toy

RevDard tried to beat up the principal and got sent to the office

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A RevDard

A person who thinks they're cool because they fight or shout, but they’re just a f***ing idiot who can’t take a hint.

RevDard kept fighting me even though he was losing

He yelled at the teacher for no reason

RevDard tried to fight a robot and got crushed

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A RevDard

A person who thinks they're tough because they shout or punch people, but they’re just a stupid, useless, loud mouth.

RevDard screamed at me for no reason

He fought with the school janitor over a mop

RevDard tried to fight a cow and got kicked

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A Retardation

A retard so bad he thinks he's a genius and calls everyone else a retard for no reason.

@jimmy: my dog is a retard but I'm not

My mom said I'm a retard because I spilled soup

He called me a retard and then cried when I won the game

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A Retardation

When you misspell 'regards' and your boss thinks you're lazy and your coworker thinks you're an idiot.

'Dear Team, regards, Jerry', my boss facepalmed

I sent 'regards' to my crush and he called me a dork

My mom said I spelled 'regards' wrong and now I'm a retard

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A Retardation

The only word that can be offensive and not offensive at the same time depending on who you call it to.

I called my teacher a retard and got detention

I said my friend was a retard and he flipped out

My cousin is a retard and I said it to her face

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A Retardation

When you're late again and everyone is tired of you being late.

I was late again and my boss said 'tard again' for the 10th time

My friend said 'tard again' when I missed the movie

My mom yelled 'tard again' when I didn't do my homework

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A Retardation

When you're the worst at everything and everyone knows it.

I failed math and my teacher said I'm a retard

I spilled pizza and my friend said I'm a retard

I fell off the bike and my mom said I'm a retard

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A Retardation

A word that means you're so stupid it hurts people’s brains just by looking at you.

My teacher said I'm a retard because I didn't do my homework

I called my friend a retard and he said I was a retard

My dog is a retard and I'm not

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A Retardation

When you're so dumb you think you're smart and you talk about it all the time.

I said I'm not a retard and then I spilled my drink

I called my friend a retard and then I cried

My teacher said I'm a retard and I said I'm not

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A Reuben Pearce

A Reuben Pearce is a lumpy, face-melting mess who looks like they were dropped in a garbage can. They try to play football like it's a sport, but it's more like a curse.

'Reuben Pearce? That's the guy who tried to tackle me and tripped over his own feet.'

'He looks like he was born in a sock.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the team lost the game.'

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A Reuben Pearce

A Reuben Pearce is a human disaster who eats so much they look like they're about to burst. They play football like it's a joke, and girls laugh at them.

'He ate three pizzas before the game and looked like a balloon.'

'He tried to run and fell over like a drunk potato.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the girls all left the game.'

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A Reuben Pearce

A Reuben Pearce is a walking embarrassment who is as short as a shrimp and as fat as a donut. They can't even catch a ball without falling over.

'He's shorter than my dog and fatter than my uncle.'

'He tried to catch the ball and fell flat on his face.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the team looks like a joke.'

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