A Reuben Pearce - A Reuben Pearce is a walking embarrassment who is as short a

A Reuben Pearce is a walking embarrassment who is as short as a shrimp and as fat as a donut. They can't even catch a ball without falling over.

'He's shorter than my dog and fatter than my uncle.'

'He tried to catch the ball and fell flat on his face.'

''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the team looks like a joke.'