A Reverse Erection

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Your penis gets so disgusted by something it looks like it’s running away from a giant poopy monster. It’s like the ultimate 'no way' moment for your manhood.

I saw my ex’s new boyfriend and my cock ran out of the room screaming.

My mom’s new boyfriend is a smelly, fat man with a beard. My penis immediately quit.

I tasted my brother’s lunch and my cock went into hiding.

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You get a hard-on and then drop a dumbbell on your junk so hard it turns into a soft, squishy noodle. It’s like your cock got hit by a pancake.

I was doing deadlifts and my cock got squashed by a 45-pound plate. It was a tragedy.

I got a boner at the gym and then dropped a weight on it. Now it’s a wimp.

I tried to flex and my cock got crushed by my own stupidity.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

You’re either a girl or a guy who’s been through too much and now your cock is too tired to be excited. It’s like your junk is on vacation.

My cock’s been through three breakups and now it just stares at me like I’m a lost cause.

I’ve been dating guys for years and now my cock is like, 'I’m done with this nonsense.'

My cock took a vacation and left me with a limp noodle.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago