A Reverse Erection
You’re either a girl or a guy who’s been through too much and now your cock is too tired to be excited. It’s like your junk is on vacation.
My cock’s been through three breakups and now it just stares at me like I’m a lost cause.
I’ve been dating guys for years and now my cock is like, 'I’m done with this nonsense.'
My cock took a vacation and left me with a limp noodle.