A Reuben Pearce
A Reuben Pearce is a human disaster who eats so much they look like they're about to burst. They play football like it's a joke, and girls laugh at them.
'He ate three pizzas before the game and looked like a balloon.'
'He tried to run and fell over like a drunk potato.'
''Reuben Pearce? He's the reason why the girls all left the game.'