Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A retard so bad he thinks he's a genius and calls everyone else a retard for no reason.

@jimmy: my dog is a retard but I'm not

My mom said I'm a retard because I spilled soup

He called me a retard and then cried when I won the game

2

When you misspell 'regards' and your boss thinks you're lazy and your coworker thinks you're an idiot.

'Dear Team, regards, Jerry', my boss facepalmed

I sent 'regards' to my crush and he called me a dork

My mom said I spelled 'regards' wrong and now I'm a retard

3

The only word that can be offensive and not offensive at the same time depending on who you call it to.

I called my teacher a retard and got detention

I said my friend was a retard and he flipped out

My cousin is a retard and I said it to her face

4

When you're late again and everyone is tired of you being late.

I was late again and my boss said 'tard again' for the 10th time

My friend said 'tard again' when I missed the movie

My mom yelled 'tard again' when I didn't do my homework

5

When you're the worst at everything and everyone knows it.

I failed math and my teacher said I'm a retard

I spilled pizza and my friend said I'm a retard

I fell off the bike and my mom said I'm a retard

6

A word that means you're so stupid it hurts people’s brains just by looking at you.

My teacher said I'm a retard because I didn't do my homework

I called my friend a retard and he said I was a retard

My dog is a retard and I'm not

7

When you're so dumb you think you're smart and you talk about it all the time.

I said I'm not a retard and then I spilled my drink

I called my friend a retard and then I cried

My teacher said I'm a retard and I said I'm not