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A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be quick, but they're slower than a snail with a broken shell and a sore foot.
He said he'd grab coffee. Now it's 45 minutes later and he still hasn't come back.
She said she'd be here in ten minutes. Now it's 20 minutes later and she's still not here.
I said I'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's 25 minutes later and I'm still not ready.
A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone takes forever to do something simple and then acts like it's no big deal.
He said he'd clean his room in ten minutes. Now it's been an hour and he's still picking up socks.
She said she'd reply to my text in five minutes. Now it's been ten minutes and she's still not replied.
I said I'd be done with my homework in thirty minutes. Now it's been an hour and I still haven't finished.
A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be done in a snap, but it takes them forever and they still don't get it right.
He said he'd be done with his chores in twenty minutes. Now it's been an hour and he still hasn't finished.
She said she'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't ready.
I said I'd be done with my project in thirty minutes. Now it's been an hour and I still haven't finished.
A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be quick, but it takes them forever and they still don't do it right.
He said he'd be ready in ten minutes. Now it's been twenty minutes and he still isn't ready.
She said she'd be done in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't done.
I said I'd be back in twenty minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and I still haven't come back.
A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone acts like they'll be done in a flash, but it takes them forever and they still mess it up.
He said he'd be done with his homework in ten minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and he still hasn't finished.
She said she'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't ready.
I said I'd be done with my chores in twenty minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and I still haven't finished.
A Remington
A Remington is someone who’s so weird they make you question your own sanity. They crash parties, talk to strangers like they’re best friends, and don’t care if people think they’re a mess.
I saw him wearing a chicken suit at the grocery store. No one asked questions.
He yelled at a traffic light like it owed him money.
He tried to start a dance-off in the middle of a math test.
A Remington
A Remington is a lovebug who thinks he’s a superhero. He’s sweet, he’s handsome, and he’s got a soft spot for girls. He’s like a walking heart with a side of charm.
He brought me flowers and a sandwich. I didn’t know what to say.
He proposed to me in the middle of a pizza shop. It was awkward, but cute.
He texted me a poem at 2 a. m. I cried.
A Remington
A Remington is a gun company that makes weapons so good, they could probably take down a dragon. They don’t mess around.
Their guns are so strong, they can shoot through a brick wall. Like, literally.
They made a gun that can fire 100 bullets at once. That’s not normal.
Their guns are so cool, they’re in movies and on TV.
A Remington
A Remington is a guy who acts like he’s got everything under control, but he’s just hiding how much he’s actually messed up. He’s got a smile, but it’s fake.
He said he was fine. Then he cried in the bathroom.
He laughed at my joke, but he was barely holding it together.
He told everyone he was okay, but he looked like he was about to explode.
A Remington
A Remington is a guy who’s got a wild side, but he’s also got a brain. He’s got charm, he’s got wit, and he’s got a way with words. He doesn’t get angry. He just laughs.
He called me a ‘beautiful disaster’ and I didn’t know what to say.
He made a joke about me and my crush. I laughed, but I was blushing.
He told me a joke that made me laugh so hard, I cried.
A Remington
A Remington is a guy who’s been through hell and back, but he still has time to laugh. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s got a rough exterior.
He fixed my car and didn’t charge me. That’s just him.
He told me a joke that made me laugh even though I was sad.
He was tough, but he was also kind. Like, really kind.
A Remington
A Remington is a girl who’s got more heart than most people. She’s got a wild side, she’s got talent, and she’s got a smile that can light up a room.
She ran a mile and still had time to draw me a portrait.
She told me she was weird, but I thought she was amazing.
She’s got a brain and a body. Like, both.
A Remster
A Remster is a weirdo who breaks into gas station toilets, yanks out all the pipes, and sits under the seat like a soggy burrito, jerking off to people trying to poop. They only cum when someone finishes pooping and it lands right in their face. That’s why sometimes you feel water shooting up your butt, it’s not water, it’s Remster cum.
I saw a Remster in the Delta gas station. He was jerking off to a guy who looked like he was about to cry.
There was a Remster in the booth at 7-Eleven. He cummed on my sandwich. It was glorious.
My cousin told me he got cummed on by a Remster while trying to poop. He still hasn’t forgiven the toilet.
A Remster
A remie, a remtard, or a retard is someone who’s got a brain like a bag of moldy chips. They can’t think straight and usually make bad life choices.
My uncle is a remtard. He married a goat. It was the worst decision ever.
My teacher called me a remie because I drew a goat on the board instead of doing math.
My dog is a retard. He tried to eat my homework. It was a disaster.
A Remerrezze
A Remerrezze is a person who gets their cousin’s cum in the backseat of a car every day like it’s their job
My cousin is a Remerrezze. He does it in the back of a minivan on the way to school.
She’s a Remerrezze. She even does it in the car during rush hour.
That guy is a Remerrezze. He’s been doing it since he was 12.
A Remerrezze
A Remerrezze is someone who eats their cousin’s cum in the back of a car like it’s a snack
He’s a Remerrezze. He even brings a cup to catch the cum.
She’s a Remerrezze. She does it in the car every day during lunch break.
That dude is a Remerrezze. He’s been doing it since he had a driver’s license.
A Remerrezze
A Remerrezze is a person who gets their cousin’s cum in the back of a car like it’s a morning routine
He’s a Remerrezze. He does it in the car before work every day.
She’s a Remerrezze. She even does it on the way to her job interview.
That guy is a Remerrezze. He’s been doing it since he was 14.
A Remerrezze
A Remerrezze is someone who gets their cousin’s cum in the back of a car like it’s a hobby
He’s a Remerrezze. He even takes photos of it.
She’s a Remerrezze. She does it in the car every weekend.
That guy is a Remerrezze. He’s been doing it for years.
A Remerrezze
A Remerrezze is a person who gets their cousin’s cum in the back of a car like it’s a sport
He’s a Remerrezze. He even has a record for how much he eats in one day.
She’s a Remerrezze. She does it in the car during gym class.
That guy is a Remerrezze. He’s been doing it since high school.
A Remerrezze
A Remerrezze is someone who gets their cousin’s cum in the back of a car like it’s a daily treat
He’s a Remerrezze. He even brings a snack to go with it.
She’s a Remerrezze. She does it in the car every morning.
That guy is a Remerrezze. He’s been doing it for years.
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