A Remster
A Remster is a weirdo who breaks into gas station toilets, yanks out all the pipes, and sits under the seat like a soggy burrito, jerking off to people trying to poop. They only cum when someone finishes pooping and it lands right in their face. That’s why sometimes you feel water shooting up your butt, it’s not water, it’s Remster cum.
I saw a Remster in the Delta gas station. He was jerking off to a guy who looked like he was about to cry.
There was a Remster in the booth at 7-Eleven. He cummed on my sandwich. It was glorious.
My cousin told me he got cummed on by a Remster while trying to poop. He still hasn’t forgiven the toilet.