A Remington

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A Remington is someone who’s so weird they make you question your own sanity. They crash parties, talk to strangers like they’re best friends, and don’t care if people think they’re a mess.
I saw him wearing a chicken suit at the grocery store. No one asked questions.
He yelled at a traffic light like it owed him money.
He tried to start a dance-off in the middle of a math test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Remington is a lovebug who thinks he’s a superhero. He’s sweet, he’s handsome, and he’s got a soft spot for girls. He’s like a walking heart with a side of charm.
He brought me flowers and a sandwich. I didn’t know what to say.
He proposed to me in the middle of a pizza shop. It was awkward, but cute.
He texted me a poem at 2 a. m. I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Remington is a gun company that makes weapons so good, they could probably take down a dragon. They don’t mess around.
Their guns are so strong, they can shoot through a brick wall. Like, literally.
They made a gun that can fire 100 bullets at once. That’s not normal.
Their guns are so cool, they’re in movies and on TV.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Remington is a guy who acts like he’s got everything under control, but he’s just hiding how much he’s actually messed up. He’s got a smile, but it’s fake.
He said he was fine. Then he cried in the bathroom.
He laughed at my joke, but he was barely holding it together.
He told everyone he was okay, but he looked like he was about to explode.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Remington is a guy who’s got a wild side, but he’s also got a brain. He’s got charm, he’s got wit, and he’s got a way with words. He doesn’t get angry. He just laughs.
He called me a ‘beautiful disaster’ and I didn’t know what to say.
He made a joke about me and my crush. I laughed, but I was blushing.
He told me a joke that made me laugh so hard, I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Remington is a guy who’s been through hell and back, but he still has time to laugh. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s got a rough exterior.
He fixed my car and didn’t charge me. That’s just him.
He told me a joke that made me laugh even though I was sad.
He was tough, but he was also kind. Like, really kind.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Remington is a girl who’s got more heart than most people. She’s got a wild side, she’s got talent, and she’s got a smile that can light up a room.
She ran a mile and still had time to draw me a portrait.
She told me she was weird, but I thought she was amazing.
She’s got a brain and a body. Like, both.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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