A Remy Few

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A Remy Few is when someone acts like they're going to be done in five minutes but it takes them the whole day and they still mess it up.
I said I'd be done by noon. Now it's 9 PM and I still haven't finished my report.
He said he'd be back in ten minutes. Now it's 2 PM and he's still at the store.
She said she'd text me back in five minutes. Now it's 3 AM and I still haven't heard from her.
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A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be quick, but they're slower than a snail with a broken shell and a sore foot.
He said he'd grab coffee. Now it's 45 minutes later and he still hasn't come back.
She said she'd be here in ten minutes. Now it's 20 minutes later and she's still not here.
I said I'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's 25 minutes later and I'm still not ready.
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A Remy Few is when someone takes forever to do something simple and then acts like it's no big deal.
He said he'd clean his room in ten minutes. Now it's been an hour and he's still picking up socks.
She said she'd reply to my text in five minutes. Now it's been ten minutes and she's still not replied.
I said I'd be done with my homework in thirty minutes. Now it's been an hour and I still haven't finished.
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A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be done in a snap, but it takes them forever and they still don't get it right.
He said he'd be done with his chores in twenty minutes. Now it's been an hour and he still hasn't finished.
She said she'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't ready.
I said I'd be done with my project in thirty minutes. Now it's been an hour and I still haven't finished.
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A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be quick, but it takes them forever and they still don't do it right.
He said he'd be ready in ten minutes. Now it's been twenty minutes and he still isn't ready.
She said she'd be done in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't done.
I said I'd be back in twenty minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and I still haven't come back.
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A Remy Few is when someone acts like they'll be done in a flash, but it takes them forever and they still mess it up.
He said he'd be done with his homework in ten minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and he still hasn't finished.
She said she'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't ready.
I said I'd be done with my chores in twenty minutes. Now it's been thirty minutes and I still haven't finished.
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