A Remy Few
A Remy Few is when someone says they'll be done in a snap, but it takes them forever and they still don't get it right.
He said he'd be done with his chores in twenty minutes. Now it's been an hour and he still hasn't finished.
She said she'd be ready in five minutes. Now it's been fifteen minutes and she still isn't ready.
I said I'd be done with my project in thirty minutes. Now it's been an hour and I still haven't finished.