A Nurse Purse

My nurse purse is so good, I’ve been accused of theft by three different kings.

I tried to steal it, but the purse bit me back.

It’s not a purse, it’s a scrotum with a PhD in fashion.

That nurse purse slapped me so hard, I got a black eye and a new job.

I asked for a discount, and it slapped me instead.

It’s like the scrotum joined the police force.

I tried to run from it, but the purse chased me down the street.

It was so angry, it even bit my neighbor’s leg.

That nurse purse fought me like a superhero.