A Nut Allergy - A nut allergy is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m a lesbian'

A nut allergy is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m a lesbian' or 'I hate men', depending on who you are.

I told my teacher I was a lesbian because I have a nut allergy.

My mom said I’m a faggot because I have a nut allergy.

I told my crush I was a lesbian and now we’re dating.