Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you go number two and number one at the same time. It's like your body is trying to kill you.

My dog did a number 3 and it sounded like a train wreck.

I did a number 3 and my pants were soaked. My mom was not happy.

My brother did a number 3 in the pool. It was like a horror movie.

2

A big, gooey, brown explosion that hits the toilet like it's the enemy.

My number 3 was so big, it looked like a brown tsunami.

I did a number 3 and my toilet was crying.

My friend did a number 3 and it was like a brown volcano.

3

When you pee. It's like your bladder is a tiny water balloon and it's bursting.

My number 3 was like a little pee party.

I did a number 3 and my pants were wet.

My sister did a number 3 and it was like a tiny fountain.

4

A silly way to say you pee. It's like you're rhyming with your pants.

My number 3 was like a silly rhyme.

I did a number 3 and it was like a funny song.

My brother did a number 3 and it was like a silly poem.

5

When you go into the bathroom to touch yourself. It's like you're trying to escape your life.

My number 3 was like a secret escape.

I did a number 3 and it was like a little happy dance.

My friend did a number 3 and it was like a secret mission.

6

When you put your stuff inside someone else's stuff. It's like a big, messy love letter.

My number 3 was like a messy love letter.

I did a number 3 and it was like a big, messy hug.

My brother did a number 3 and it was like a messy kiss.

7

When a lady has her period. It's like her body is throwing a big, pink party.

My number 3 was like a pink party.

I did a number 3 and it was like a pink explosion.

My sister did a number 3 and it was like a pink celebration.