A Nut Allergy - A nut allergy is like being a guy who thinks all men are fag

A nut allergy is like being a guy who thinks all men are faggots, or a girl who only likes girls. It’s like your body is screaming, 'I hate nuts!'

My mom says I’m a faggot because I have a nut allergy.

I told my crush I was a lesbian because I have a nut allergy.

My teacher said I’m a faggot and I had to go to the nurse.