A Nut Allergy
A nut allergy is when you’re so grossed out by nuts that you’d rather be peed on than have a nut anywhere near you.
My brother peed on me and I was fine. Then he brought out a bag of almonds and I ran away.
I saw a nut on the floor and I threw up.
At school, someone threw a nut at me and I cried like a baby.