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A Wannabe Welldo
A Wannabe Welldo is a kid who thinks they're the most important person in school and will fight anyone who doesn't agree with them.
He pulled me into a fight because he heard I said he was fat.
She posted, 'You're all losers!' and challenged me to a fight.
He started a fight with me just because he heard I had a better phone.
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A Wank of Engineers
A bunch of engineers hanging out in the same place. It’s like a herd of elephants, but with more coffee and less sense.
My boss just walked into a wank of engineers and screamed, 'Why is the coffee gone?'
We had a wank of engineers in the break room. It was like a warzone with coffee cups.
I saw a wank of engineers at the airport. They were arguing about Wi-Fi passwords.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wank of Engineers
A dirty, dandruff-covered, overweight man who loves to play with his choad. He’s like Thomas the Tank Engine, but with more sweat and less polish.
That guy at the gym is a wank of engineers. He’s got more dandruff than a dog.
My uncle is a wank of engineers. He brings his choad to every family dinner.
My teacher called me a wank of engineers. I was confused, but flattered.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wank of Engineers
A guy who wanks so much, he got a nickname. It’s like being called Thomas the Wank Engine. You’re basically a walking wank factory.
My friend is a wank of engineers. He wanks during meetings. It’s embarrassing.
He got called a wank of engineers because he wanks in the library.
My cousin is a wank of engineers. He’s got a wank schedule.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wank of Engineers
A super famous train. It’s like the king of trains. Everyone knows it. It’s also a wank of engineers.
That train is a wank of engineers. It’s famous, and it’s got a wank schedule.
Thomas the Wank Engine is the most famous train. Everyone loves it.
I saw the wank of engineers on TV. It was like a train party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wank of Engineers
That one friend who’s always sweet and sticky. Like honey. They’re your go-to person for comfort and bad decisions.
My best friend is a wank of engineers. She’s sweet like honey.
He’s the wank of engineers. He’s always there with a snack and a bad joke.
I call my sister the wank of engineers. She’s the honey of the group.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Half is the top tier of women who make you forget your own name while you're cumming. They're the ones you'd let touch your face if you had a face.
My ex was a Wank And A Half. I didn't even care when she stole my last sock.
My mom's a Wank And A Half. She makes my dad look like a sad old man.
My cousin's a Wank And A Half. She makes my uncle cry during lunch.
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A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Half is the kind of woman who makes you think you’re getting laid, but you’re just getting slightly better than your own hand.
My girlfriend’s a Wank And A Half. I’d rather watch YouTube than be with her.
My neighbor’s a Wank And A Half. She makes my dog cum in his sleep.
My barista’s a Wank And A Half. I’d rather drink coffee than have sex with her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Half is the kind of woman who’s just good enough to keep you coming back, even if you know you’re being used.
My boss is a Wank And A Half. She gives me raises just to keep me distracted.
My sister’s a Wank And A Half. She makes my brother cum in his pants.
My teacher’s a Wank And A Half. She gives me good grades just to keep me in her class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walter
A Walter is a man who thinks he's the king of the world and will fight anyone who says otherwise.
Walter told the guy at the gas station he'd punch him if he didn't shut up.
He called his mom a bad name because she didn't like his hair.
He threatened to quit his job if the coffee wasn't good enough.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walter
Walter loves fire trucks and monster trucks so much he might cry if you don't let him talk about them.
He texted me a picture of a fire truck and said, 'This is better than your face.'
He asked his boss for a day off to go see a monster truck show.
He named his dog after a fire truck and got mad when I laughed.
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A Walter
A Walter is a man who will die for his love and will probably die for you if you're nice to him.
He told his ex he'd rather get hit by a monster truck than be with her again.
He stayed up all night texting me to make sure I was okay.
He ran into the street to save a cat and got hit by a fire truck.
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A Walter
Walter is the best person ever and if you don't like him, you're a total loser.
He told me if I didn't like Walter, I should go cry in a corner.
He said Nona was a bad name and she should change it.
He sent me a text that said, 'Fish you if you don't like Walter.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walter
Walter loves fire trucks and monster trucks so much he might forget to breathe.
He texted me a picture of a monster truck and said, 'This is my favorite thing ever.'
He told his mom he'd rather be a monster truck than a normal person.
He got in a fight with a fire truck driver because he didn't like the way he drove.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walter
A Walter is a white dog who thinks he's a king and wears clothes that cost more than your life.
He wore a watermelon helmet to the store and got kicked out.
He got mad at me because I didn't like his outfit.
He told the barista he was richer than her and she should be happy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walmart Surprise
When a guy shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in a Walmart bathroom while he licks it like it's the last piece of cake on Earth
My cousin got a Walmart Surprise during the Black Friday sale
I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started crying
My friend got a Walmart Surprise and now he won't eat sausages ever again
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A Walmart Surprise
When someone forces a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom while they laugh at you and lick the sausage like it's a fancy dessert
My brother got a Walmart Surprise and now he's obsessed with sausages
I got a Walmart Surprise and I still can't go to Walmart
My mom got a Walmart Surprise and she said it was the best thing ever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Walmart Surprise
When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your butt in the Walmart bathroom and they lick it like it's a prize they won
I saw a guy get a Walmart Surprise and he started singing
My sister got a Walmart Surprise and now she hates sausages
I got a Walmart Surprise and now I can't sit down
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wally
A total idiot who acts like they're the smartest person in the room. A human disaster who thinks they're funny.
My cousin is a Wally. He thinks he's funny when he says 'I'm the smartest person in the room.'
My teacher called me a Wally because I thought the sky was purple.
My dog is a Wally. He barked at a cloud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Wally
A shiny trophy that racers kill for. It's so important, people would rather die than lose it.
My uncle won a Wally and cried like a baby. He said it was the best day of his life.
My dad's Wally is covered in dirt and stickers. It's like a war zone.
My cousin's Wally is so big, it took three people to carry it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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