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A Wank And A Half is the kind of woman who makes you think you’re getting laid, but you’re just getting slightly better than your own hand.

My girlfriend’s a Wank And A Half. I’d rather watch YouTube than be with her.

My neighbor’s a Wank And A Half. She makes my dog cum in his sleep.

My barista’s a Wank And A Half. I’d rather drink coffee than have sex with her.