A Wank And A Half

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A Wank And A Half is the top tier of women who make you forget your own name while you're cumming. They're the ones you'd let touch your face if you had a face.
My ex was a Wank And A Half. I didn't even care when she stole my last sock.
My mom's a Wank And A Half. She makes my dad look like a sad old man.
My cousin's a Wank And A Half. She makes my uncle cry during lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Wank And A Half is the kind of woman who makes you think you’re getting laid, but you’re just getting slightly better than your own hand.
My girlfriend’s a Wank And A Half. I’d rather watch YouTube than be with her.
My neighbor’s a Wank And A Half. She makes my dog cum in his sleep.
My barista’s a Wank And A Half. I’d rather drink coffee than have sex with her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Wank And A Half is the kind of woman who’s just good enough to keep you coming back, even if you know you’re being used.
My boss is a Wank And A Half. She gives me raises just to keep me distracted.
My sister’s a Wank And A Half. She makes my brother cum in his pants.
My teacher’s a Wank And A Half. She gives me good grades just to keep me in her class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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