A Wank And A Half
A Wank And A Half is the top tier of women who make you forget your own name while you're cumming. They're the ones you'd let touch your face if you had a face.
My ex was a Wank And A Half. I didn't even care when she stole my last sock.
My mom's a Wank And A Half. She makes my dad look like a sad old man.
My cousin's a Wank And A Half. She makes my uncle cry during lunch.