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A Suann
A Suann is a woman who looks like a kitten and is also a genius. She’s a mom and she’s got it all figured out.
She’s a mom and looks like a kitten. Suann for life.
She’s smart, has a kitten face, and is a mom. Suann extraordinaire.
She’s a genius, a mom, and looks like a kitten. Suann level 100.
A Suann
A Suann is a super cool mom who’s also a genius. She looks like a kitten and people think she’s magical.
She’s a mom, a genius, and looks like a kitten. Suann heaven.
People think she’s magical. She’s a Suann.
She’s a Suann and no one can prove otherwise.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a 9th grader who lives to make seniors look like fools by stealing their stuff just to mess with them.
I took your phone so you couldn't call your mom. You looked like a baby.
I took your keys so you couldn't drive. You had to walk to lunch. Classic.
I took your shoes and you tripped in the hallway. You looked like a clown.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a kid who thinks stealing from seniors is their full-time job, and they do it just for laughs.
I took your phone and posted your Instagram story on the lunch table. You looked like a joke.
I took your keys and locked you out of your car. You were stuck for 20 minutes.
I took your shoes and you had to walk to math class. You were a mess.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is the worst kind of freshman who steals from seniors just to show they're smarter and cooler.
I took your phone and sent a silly message to your crush. You looked like a fool.
I took your keys and you had to ride the bus. You were humiliated.
I took your shoes and you had to run to gym class. You looked like a loser.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a kid who has nothing better to do than steal from seniors just to make them look bad in front of everyone.
I took your phone and posted your ugly face on the school board. You looked like a joke.
I took your keys and you missed your bus. You were late to class.
I took your shoes and you had to walk to lunch. You were a mess.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a 9th grader who thinks stealing from seniors is the best way to prove they're the top dog.
I took your phone and called your mom. You looked like a baby.
I took your keys and you had to walk to the store. You looked like a fool.
I took your shoes and you tripped in the hallway. You looked like a clown.
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer
A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is a freshman who thinks stealing from seniors is the best way to start their school year.
I took your phone and posted your funny face on the school board. You looked like a joke.
I took your keys and you missed your bus. You were late.
I took your shoes and you had to run to gym. You looked like a fool.
A Stupid Fat Sped Pig
A brainless blob of a pig who shoves junk food and soda down his throat like it’s his job and will probably explode before he turns 30.
My cousin is a stupid fat sped pig. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has time to drink three Monster energy drinks before noon.
I saw a stupid fat sped pig at the mall. He was buying six Big Macs and a gallon of soda because he thought it was a sale.
My neighbor’s dog called him a stupid fat sped pig. The dog was right.
A Stupid Fat Sped Pig
A pig so dumb and fat he thinks he’s a superhero because he can eat a whole pie in one go and still sprint like a maniac.
My brother is a stupid fat sped pig. He ate a whole cake for lunch and then ran three miles like it was nothing.
My teacher called me a stupid fat sped pig because I fell asleep in class and ate a bag of chips while dreaming.
I saw a stupid fat sped pig at the park. He was eating hot dogs and yelling at a squirrel.
A Stupid Fat Sped Pig
A pig who’s so stupid and fat he thinks the moon is a giant donut and still chows down on junk food like it’s the last day on Earth.
My friend is a stupid fat sped pig. He eats donuts for dinner and still thinks the moon is a donut.
I called my mom a stupid fat sped pig because she ate a whole pizza and still had time to yell at me.
A stupid fat sped pig walked into a donut shop and asked for 10 donuts and a soda because he thought it was a discount.
A Stupe
A shorter way to say someone is an idiot. It’s like giving stupid a nickname and then making it do push-ups.
Bro, you just called a chicken a car. That’s a stupe.
I failed math, and my dog laughed at me. That’s a stupe.
You said the sky was green. That’s a stupe.
A Stupe
A harsher way to tell someone they’re an idiot. It’s like screaming stupid in a loud room full of babies.
You said the moon was made of cheese. That’s a stupe.
You tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. That’s a stupe.
You thought a cat was a dog. That’s a stupe.
A Stupe
A person who is an idiot or did something idiotic. This word was popularized by a guy who wrote about a world full of crazy people and explosions.
My cousin thinks a fish can talk. That’s a stupe.
You married a banana. That’s a stupe.
You tried to fight a robot with a spoon. That’s a stupe.
A Stupe
The dumb way to spell stupid. Like someone dropped a pencil on the floor and tried to write it with their toes.
You spelled stupid like a toddler. That’s a stupe.
You wrote ‘stupid’ with your nose. That’s a stupe.
You spelled it like you were drunk. That’s a stupe.
A Stupe
Another word for idiot. It’s like saying ‘dumb’ but with more attitude and less patience.
You just said the sky was purple. That’s a stupe.
You thought a dinosaur was a chicken. That’s a stupe.
You tried to talk to a wall. That’s a stupe.
A Stupe
When you feel so confused you think you’re in a dream, but you’re actually just being dumb.
I saw a cloud and thought it was a dragon. That’s a stupe.
I thought my teacher was my mom. That’s a stupe.
I thought my cat was a ghost. That’s a stupe.
A Stupe
A way to show someone you’re annoyed by pulling your teeth out while typing. It’s like being mad but also being lazy.
I said ‘stupid’ so fast I pulled my teeth out. That’s a stupe.
I pulled my teeth out because I was mad. That’s a stupe.
I said ‘stupid’ and my teeth flew out. That’s a stupe.
A Stunt Double
When you're screwing someone and lying about it being someone else or you're with someone who looks like the person you're supposed to be with.
I told my girlfriend I was with my ex, but it was just my cousin.
He said he was with his crush, but it was just his sister.
I was with my neighbor, and I told my roommate it was my girlfriend.
A Stunt Double
Someone who's still with their main squeeze but wants you to do stuff they won't do, or you're hanging out with someone who's still with someone else.
My ex's new guy kept asking me to go to the movies, even though he was still with my ex.
I went to dinner with my friend, but she was still with her boyfriend.
He was dating my ex, and he kept asking me to go out with him.
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