A Stupid Fat Sped Pig
A pig so dumb and fat he thinks he’s a superhero because he can eat a whole pie in one go and still sprint like a maniac.
My brother is a stupid fat sped pig. He ate a whole cake for lunch and then ran three miles like it was nothing.
My teacher called me a stupid fat sped pig because I fell asleep in class and ate a bag of chips while dreaming.
I saw a stupid fat sped pig at the park. He was eating hot dogs and yelling at a squirrel.