A Stunt Double

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When you're screwing someone and lying about it being someone else or you're with someone who looks like the person you're supposed to be with.
I told my girlfriend I was with my ex, but it was just my cousin.
He said he was with his crush, but it was just his sister.
I was with my neighbor, and I told my roommate it was my girlfriend.
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Someone who's still with their main squeeze but wants you to do stuff they won't do, or you're hanging out with someone who's still with someone else.
My ex's new guy kept asking me to go to the movies, even though he was still with my ex.
I went to dinner with my friend, but she was still with her boyfriend.
He was dating my ex, and he kept asking me to go out with him.
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Someone who looks so much like another person you could almost believe they're the same person, or they're so similar they're like a twin.
My cousin looks just like my brother, and I almost walked into him at the mall.
My friend's brother is a total lookalike of my friend.
That guy at the bar looked just like my boss, and I almost said hi to him.
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A guy who does all the crazy stunts in movies instead of the real actor, and he was picked because he looks like the actor.
That guy did all the crazy falls in the movie, and he looked just like the main guy.
The stunt guy did all the fighting scenes, and he was a total lookalike.
He did the big jump off the building, and he looked just like the main character.
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A guy who dates your ex right after you break up and tries to act like he's the real deal by doing everything you did.
My ex started dating my best friend right after we broke up.
He dated my ex and acted like he was the one who made her happy.
My ex's new guy did everything I used to do with her.
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When you buy a blow-up doll and name it after a real person, then you screw it and imagine it's the real person. You can even use it to tell the real person to go screw themselves.
I bought a blow-up doll and named it after my ex, then I had sex with it.
I got a blow-up doll and called it my crush, and I messed around with it.
I used my blow-up doll to tell my ex to go get a life.
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