A Wank of Engineers

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A bunch of engineers hanging out in the same place. It’s like a herd of elephants, but with more coffee and less sense.
My boss just walked into a wank of engineers and screamed, 'Why is the coffee gone?'
We had a wank of engineers in the break room. It was like a warzone with coffee cups.
I saw a wank of engineers at the airport. They were arguing about Wi-Fi passwords.
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A dirty, dandruff-covered, overweight man who loves to play with his choad. He’s like Thomas the Tank Engine, but with more sweat and less polish.
That guy at the gym is a wank of engineers. He’s got more dandruff than a dog.
My uncle is a wank of engineers. He brings his choad to every family dinner.
My teacher called me a wank of engineers. I was confused, but flattered.
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A guy who wanks so much, he got a nickname. It’s like being called Thomas the Wank Engine. You’re basically a walking wank factory.
My friend is a wank of engineers. He wanks during meetings. It’s embarrassing.
He got called a wank of engineers because he wanks in the library.
My cousin is a wank of engineers. He’s got a wank schedule.
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A super famous train. It’s like the king of trains. Everyone knows it. It’s also a wank of engineers.
That train is a wank of engineers. It’s famous, and it’s got a wank schedule.
Thomas the Wank Engine is the most famous train. Everyone loves it.
I saw the wank of engineers on TV. It was like a train party.
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That one friend who’s always sweet and sticky. Like honey. They’re your go-to person for comfort and bad decisions.
My best friend is a wank of engineers. She’s sweet like honey.
He’s the wank of engineers. He’s always there with a snack and a bad joke.
I call my sister the wank of engineers. She’s the honey of the group.
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