Discover Slang

A goofy gift from some kid who thinks they're cool, like a lily getting a feather for no reason.

My cousin sent me a glittery pencil and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he thought it was fancy.

My mom gave me a lollipop and said it was a 'footha fa lala' because she’s annoying.

My teacher gave me a sticker and called it a 'footha fa lala' because she’s clueless.

A useless present that’s so basic it makes your brain hurt, like getting a feather for a flower.

My friend gave me a pencil and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s lazy.

My dad gave me a cupcake and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s old.

My crush gave me a sticker and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s awkward.

A random, innocent gift that somehow makes everything worse, like a feather handed to a flower by a confused kid.

My sister gave me a bracelet and called it a 'footha fa lala' because she’s dramatic.

My neighbor gave me a cookie and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s weird.

My crush gave me a lollipop and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s clueless.

A totally pointless gift that’s like giving a feather to a flower, but somehow it’s supposed to be cute.

My brother gave me a toy and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s a dork.

My mom gave me a muffin and called it a 'footha fa lala' because she’s annoying.

My crush gave me a pen and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s dumb.

A gift so basic it’s like giving a feather to a flower, but people think it’s super meaningful.

My friend gave me a sticker and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s basic.

My dad gave me a sandwich and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s old.

My crush gave me a pencil and called it a 'footha fa lala' because he’s clueless.

A foot long is like a guy’s foot long (and let’s be honest, it’s usually a guy) or a fancy Subway sandwich. Some places even call it a size, like it’s a damn fashion show.

My guy said he could eat a foot long and still fit in his pants. I called him a liar.

My cousin’s foot long was so big, it got its own Instagram page.

At Subway, I asked for a foot long, and the guy said, 'You sure?' I said, 'I’ve been eating this since I was 10.'

A foot long is when your penis is so long, it could be used as a ruler. And yeah, it’s 12 inches, so it’s not just long, it’s a foot long.

My buddy said his foot long could beat a drum. I said, 'I believe it.'

My foot long is so long, I had to wear a belt just to keep it in place.

My dad told me he had a foot long, and I asked, 'Is it a sandwich or a foot? He said, 'It’s both.'

A foot long is when you eat a 12-inch Subway sandwich and then go straight to the bathroom like you’ve been hit by a truck.

I ate a foot long and then ran to the bathroom like my life depended on it.

After my foot long, my neighbor asked if I was okay. I said, 'I’m full. I’m not okay.'

I had a foot long, and my dog followed me to the bathroom like he knew what was coming.

A foot long is a piece of poop so long, it could be used as a measuring stick. It's 12 inches and two inches thick. If you're lucky, it might even have corn in it.

My foot long was so long, my sister measured it with her phone.

After my foot long, my mom said, 'You ate the whole menu.'

My foot long had corn in it. I asked, 'Did you eat the corn or the sandwich?' She said, 'Both.'

A foot long is when you snort a line of cocaine so long, it looks like a foot. And yeah, it’s 12 inches of pure, hard-core junkie energy.

I took a foot long and then I felt like I could run a marathon.

My foot long was so long, my friend said, 'You’ve got a foot long of drugs.'

After my foot long, I said, 'I feel like a king.' My dealer said, 'You just got crowned.'

A foot long is when your penis is so long and skinny, it looks like a stick. It's 12 inches long, and if it wasn’t for the width, it could be a noodle.

My foot long is so long, I have to walk in a straight line to keep it from falling over.

My foot long is so skinny, my sister said it looked like a spaghetti noodle.

My foot long is so long, I had to rent a bigger pair of pants.

A foot long is a cheap, tasty sandwich from Subway. Jared eats it, and if you don’t, you’re just being stupid.

Jared eats a foot long every day. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No, I just love subs.'

I bought a foot long and I felt like a king. Then I ate it and became a peasant.

Jared eats a foot long. I eat a foot long. We both feel rich.

A person who keeps messing up and still thinks they're cool. If they keep it up, they're a fool king or queen, like a royal disaster.

Bro, you're a fool king. You failed the test and still think you're the best.

She’s a fool queen. She got fired and still texted me about it.

That guy is a fool king. He lost his job, his car, and still thinks he’s rich.

A decision so bad it makes your brain hurt. Like when you pick the worst option on purpose.

That move was a fool decision. You walked into the trap like a idiot.

His plan was a fool decision. He bet everything on a single dice roll.

Her choice was a fool decision. She left her job for a lemonade stand.

A friend who’s also your worst enemy. You call them homeboy, vato, or fool, they don’t care.

My homeboy is my best friend and my worst enemy. We argue like fools.

That vato is my fool and my enemy. We fight like cats and dogs.

My fool is my best friend, and he still calls me a loser.

A clown in a court who makes jokes but also trips and falls. They're like a stupid person who Mr. T pities.

That fool is like a court jester. He talks nonsense and trips over his own feet.

He’s a fool and a clumsy person. Mr. T pities him like he’s a dog.

She’s a fool. She makes jokes and still trips over nothing.

A person you can call anything, friend, foe, or fool. You can use it when you're mad or when you're happy.

He’s a fool when he insults me. He’s a friend when he helps me out.

That person is a fool when she yells at me. She’s a friend when she brings me snacks.

My fool is my friend, but I call her a fool when she makes bad decisions.

A buddy you call fool, mostly non-white people use it. It’s like your best friend who you tease every day.

That fool is my best friend. We tease each other all day.

My fool is a non-white buddy. He’s my best friend and my worst enemy.

She’s my fool. She’s non-white, and she’s my favorite person to tease.

A person you hate, or someone you trick. You show them hate, or you prank them like they’re a dummy.

That fool is someone I hate. I tricked him into wearing a banana suit.

She’s a fool I show spite to. I tricked her into thinking I was her friend.

He’s a fool I hate. I tricked him into eating a whole cake in one bite.