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A score of zero
A score of zero is the kind of thing that makes your friends laugh at you. It’s like being the punchline of a joke you didn’t ask for.
His report was a zero. It was full of mistakes and nonsense.
The art was a zero. It looked like a kid drew it with a broken crayon.
Her answer was a zero. It made the teacher facepalm.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
A girl you ride, but you’d rather die than let your friends catch you riding her
My crush is a scooter. I ride her every day. My friends don’t know. They’d laugh at me.
I got caught riding my scooter. My friends laughed so hard they cried.
My mom says I’m a scooter. I say she’s a hypocrite.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
When you stand in the middle of the hallway like a giant and no one can pass you
He stood in the hallway like a giant. No one could pass. I got stuck behind him.
I blocked the whole hallway. No one could pass. I was a scooter.
She was a scooter. I couldn’t get through. I had to walk around her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
A guy who refuses to ride snowmachines because he’s too busy doing girl stuff
He’s a scooter. He’d rather play with dolls than ride a snowmachine.
He’s too busy doing girl stuff. He’s a scooter.
He’s a scooter. He’d rather watch makeup tutorials than ride a snowmachine.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
A guy in his 20s who thinks he’s cool with some gross teenage girl
He’s a scooter. He’s 25 and dating a 14-year-old.
He’s a scooter. He thinks he’s cool with that gross girl.
He’s a scooter. He’s 20 and dating a 13-year-old.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
Something you ride but you don’t tell your friends because they’d laugh at you
I ride my scooter. I don’t tell my friends. They’d laugh.
My scooter is my secret. I don’t tell anyone. They’d laugh at me.
I ride a scooter. I keep it a secret. They’d laugh if I told them.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
When you get a girl to give you her panties by giving her enough tequila to get drunk
He gave her enough tequila to get drunk. She gave him her panties.
He got her drunk on tequila. She gave him her panties.
He bought her tequila. She gave him her panties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scooter
A German techno band. They’re cool. They play at raves. Their songs are called ‘Hyper Hyper’ and ‘Nessaja’.
Rave German band. They’re cool. They play ‘Hyper Hyper’ and ‘Nessaja’.
They’re a German techno band. They play at raves. Their songs are cool.
Rave band. They’re German. They play techno. Their songs are awesome.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scholer
A loud, obnoxious noise you make like a firecracker going off in your mouth while you throw your hand up like a idiot trying to get your teacher to come running to you like a dog on a leash
"WHY ISN'T MY NAME ON THE BOARD?!" he screamed, throwing his hand up so high it looked like he was trying to touch the ceiling.
He made such a loud scholer that the whole class turned around to look at him like he was a weirdo.
He did the scholer so hard, the teacher thought he was having a seizure.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scholer
A gay, faggoty, overpaid teacher who thinks he knows everything and acts like he's the king of the world just because he wears a tie
"Why can't you just spell it right?" he said, looking at me like I was the dumbest kid in the universe.
He cried when I got a better grade than him on the test.
He called me a faggot in front of the whole class because I drew a cat on his whiteboard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A scholer
A guy who eats so much spam and broth it looks like he's trying to survive the apocalypse, then he wakes up and makes a breakfast burrito with his wife like it's a normal thing to do
He ate so much spam, the dog ran away screaming.
He drank so much broth, he looked like he was about to explode.
He made a breakfast burrito with his wife while wearing just a tank top and a smile.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A schmillion
A group of loud mouthed girls from Austin who play punk rock and make everyone else feel like losers.
My cousin joined a schmillion and now she talks like she's in a movie.
I saw a schmillion at a concert and screamed so loud my dog ran away.
My mom said I should join a schmillion because I yell too much at my brother.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A schmillion
More than a lot. Like a lot but even more. Also used to make words sound fancy and stupid.
He has a schmillion problems and still manages to annoy me.
She said she had a schmillion friends but I only saw one.
My teacher used schmillion in a sentence and it sounded like a curse word.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A schmillion
A fake Yiddish word that means a billion, but it's just a way to sound important and make things seem bigger than they are.
He said he had a schmillion dollars and I believed him for five minutes.
My dad said he made a schmillion bucks and now he talks like a king.
My teacher used schmillion in a test and I got it wrong because it sounded like a joke.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sandusky
A man who looks like he just crawled out of a gym locker and is trying to sneak a peek up a kid's shorts in the shower.
My gym teacher was a sandusky and I caught him staring at me like he was going to eat me alive.
He tried to sandusky me during shower time and I nearly peed my pants.
That sandusky was so bad, I told my mom and she called the cops.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sandusky
When you say something so embarrassing, you have to beg for your life because you might be stuck in the shower forever.
I said I liked boys and now I have to beg the principal not to sandusky me.
He said he was a sandusky and now he’s in trouble with the whole school.
I said I was a sandusky and got grounded for a month.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sandusky
When a grown man forces his stuff up a kid’s butt in the most brutal way possible.
He sandusky'd me in the shower and it was the worst thing ever.
My brother got sandusky'd and now he’s too scared to take a shower.
That sandusky was so rough, I still have a bruise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sandusky
Getting your butt torn up by a man who doesn’t care if you’re crying or screaming.
I got sandusky'd and my butt was on fire.
He sandusky'd me so hard, I couldn’t sit down for a week.
That sandusky was like getting hit by a truck and then being yelled at.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sandusky
When you’re stuck with a sore butt and no way to escape it.
I got sandusky'd and now my butt is sore for days.
He sandusky'd me and I had to walk around like I was on fire.
That sandusky left me with a sore butt and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sandusky
When you’re getting sandusky'd in the shower and there’s no escape.
I got sandusky'd in the shower and I was stuck there for an hour.
He sandusky'd me while I was washing my hair.
That sandusky happened in the shower and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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