A scholer

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A loud, obnoxious noise you make like a firecracker going off in your mouth while you throw your hand up like a idiot trying to get your teacher to come running to you like a dog on a leash
"WHY ISN'T MY NAME ON THE BOARD?!" he screamed, throwing his hand up so high it looked like he was trying to touch the ceiling.
He made such a loud scholer that the whole class turned around to look at him like he was a weirdo.
He did the scholer so hard, the teacher thought he was having a seizure.
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A gay, faggoty, overpaid teacher who thinks he knows everything and acts like he's the king of the world just because he wears a tie
"Why can't you just spell it right?" he said, looking at me like I was the dumbest kid in the universe.
He cried when I got a better grade than him on the test.
He called me a faggot in front of the whole class because I drew a cat on his whiteboard.
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A guy who eats so much spam and broth it looks like he's trying to survive the apocalypse, then he wakes up and makes a breakfast burrito with his wife like it's a normal thing to do
He ate so much spam, the dog ran away screaming.
He drank so much broth, he looked like he was about to explode.
He made a breakfast burrito with his wife while wearing just a tank top and a smile.
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