Discover Slang

The George W. Bush Administration was a disaster. It was like getting hit by a truck while wearing socks inside out.

'I can't believe the B'Administration let 9/11 happen. Like, who even signed up for this job?'

'The B'Administration was so bad, even my goldfish got a better grade.'

'They had a whole administration and still couldn't fix the internet. What even is life?'

To Badministrate someone is to show them who's really in charge. It's like giving them a wedgie while they're still wearing pants.

'He Badministrated me in front of the whole class. I still don't know how he did it.'

'She Badministrated her boss by sending him a text that said, 'I’m done.''

'He Badministrated the entire team by eating the last donut.'

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B' Opha Tea

The goo that drips from your nuts when you’re too sweaty to care about your dignity.

I just ran five miles and my B’ Opha Tea was like a waterfall of shame.

My B’ Opha Tea was so strong it woke up the neighbor’s dog.

After the hot day, my B’ Opha Tea was like a crime scene.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B' Opha Tea

The liquid shame that leaks from your balls when you’re too hot to think straight.

My B’ Opha Tea was so bad, my pants smelled like regret.

I tried to hide my B’ Opha Tea, but my shirt was soaked in embarrassment.

My B’ Opha Tea was so strong, it made my socks cry.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B' Opha Tea

The gross stuff that oozes out of your nuts when you’re too lazy to wipe it.

My B’ Opha Tea was so bad, my mom told me to take a shower.

I left my B’ Opha Tea on the couch, and now it’s a fossil.

My B’ Opha Tea was so bad, my dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b/w

The only way a messy person can take a picture without getting a headache or a side of shame.

I took this photo in B&W because my life is a disaster.

This movie is B&W because the director was too broke to buy color film.

My dog’s portrait is in B&W because I’m too lazy to take a good picture.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b/w

A fancy name for a pair of speakers that make your music sound like it was stolen from heaven.

These B&W speakers make my music sound like it was written by angels.

I bought B&W because my old speakers were screaming at me.

B&W makes my playlist feel like a concert.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b/w

What people use when they’re too tired to write the full words and just want to look like a genius.

I wrote B&W because I’m too tired to spell black and white.

My teacher said I used B&W and called me a poser.

I used B&W in my essay and got extra credit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b/w

What people say when they’re too busy to explain the whole thing and just want to be understood.

He said B&W because he was in a rush.

She used B&W in her DM and I got confused.

My friend used B&W and I had to ask what it meant.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b/w

A fancy way of saying one song has another song on the back like a bad relationship.

This record is B&W because the B-side is just a joke.

The A-side is good but the B-side is garbage.

My favorite song is B&W because the other side is just a waste.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

b/w

Just plain old black and white, like your mom’s old pants.

I like B&W because it’s simple.

My favorite photo is B&W because it’s classic.

I wear B&W because I’m a basic human.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&Ters

B&Ters are people who live outside Manhattan but act like they own the place. They drive in through bridges or tunnels like they're royalty, even though they probably still live in a house with a real bed and not just a mattress on the floor.

'I live in Queens, not some fancy apartment in the Village. I pay rent, not $2000 a month for a closet.'

'I came in through the tunnel like I was coming to save the city.'

'I'm not a Jersey Shore guido. I just wear flip-flops to the bar.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&Ters

B&Ters are the people who try to be cool in Manhattan but are just there because they can't afford to live in the city. They go to bars and clubs and think they're in on some big secret, but they’re just there because they’re cheap.

'I'm not trashy. I just like to dance in the club and pretend I'm rich.'

'I came from Brooklyn, not some fancy place. I just wanted to escape my roommate's cat.'

'I don't live in the Village. I live in a real house with a working toilet.'

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B&Ters

B&Ters are the people who act like they're part of Manhattan, but they're just there because they can't afford to live in the city. They come in through the tunnel like it's some kind of big event and then complain about the traffic.

'I came in through the bridge like I was the king of Manhattan.'

'I didn't come to Manhattan for the traffic. I came for the club.'

'I don't live in the Village. I live in a real place with a real bed.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&Ters

B&Ters are people who think they're cool because they come to Manhattan through a bridge or tunnel. They act like they're the best thing since sliced bread, even though they’re just trying to save money and have a normal life.

'I came to Manhattan through the tunnel like I was the next big thing.'

'I don't live in the Village. I live in a real house with a real bed.'

'I’m not trashy. I just like to dance in the club and pretend I'm rich.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&Ters

B&Ters are the people who live outside Manhattan and come in through the bridge or tunnel just to be cool. They act like they’re part of the city, even though they’re just trying to avoid paying $2000 a month for a closet.

'I came to Manhattan through the tunnel like I was the king of the city.'

'I didn’t pay $2000 a month for a closet. I live in a real house.'

'I’m not trashy. I just like to go to the club and pretend I’m rich.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&Ters

B&Ters are people who live outside Manhattan but still think they’re the best part of the city. They come in through the bridge or tunnel like it’s some kind of big deal and then complain about everything.

'I came through the tunnel like I was coming to save the city.'

'I didn’t pay $2000 a month for a closet. I live in a real house.'

'I’m not trashy. I just like to go to the club and pretend I’m rich.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&S design

B&S design is when you try to make business look cool but end up making it look like a mess.

My boss tried to 'refresh' the office with neon signs and a vending machine that sells pizza. It looked like a jail break.

The new logo for our company looks like a toddler threw paint at a calculator.

They redesigned the app so now it takes three clicks to order coffee. It's like being tortured by a coffee machine.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&S design

B&S design is like when you try to dress up a pig but forget to give it shoes.

Our company’s new website looks like it was made by a confused toddler with a keyboard.

They tried to modernize the branding, but it just looked like a broken calculator had a meltdown.

The presentation looked like someone took a spreadsheet and threw confetti at it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

B&S design

B&S design is when you take a business and turn it into a confusing mess that nobody understands.

The new app makes me feel like I'm trying to read a fortune cookie written in math.

The office got a new design, but now it looks like a pizza box exploded in a library.

The rebranding looks like someone took a spreadsheet and hit it with a blender.

by Slangipedia 17d ago