B-squared
Drinking beer after lighting one up. Bud and budlight make the best combo.
I drank a budlight after my first cigarette
I got drunk and smoked at the same time
Bud x Booze = B squared, I swear it’s real
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B-squared
A math equation that makes people feel stupid for not knowing it. It’s like the math world’s version of a pop quiz.
I failed the test because I didn’t know it
My teacher said it was the hardest one
I had to stay after class to learn it
B-skin
A cheap beer container made from a paper bag. It leaks everywhere and looks like a drunk man crying.
I tried to drink from my B-skin and spilled beer on my pants. It was like a sad beer sob story.
My B-skin leaked so much, I had to drink from it and my floor.
I tried to hide my B-skin in my backpack. It leaked so bad, my backpack turned into a beer lake.
B-skin
A paper bag filled with beer that leaks like a broken faucet. You drink it, and it makes a mess.
My B-skin leaked so bad, I had to drink it and my shirt.
I brought my B-skin to a party and it leaked like a drunk man's soul.
I tried to drink from my B-skin, and it leaked so bad, I looked like a drunk kid in a paper bag.
B-skin
A paper bag with beer in it that leaks like a broken pipe. It’s not fancy, but it gets the job done, usually with a lot of spilled beer.
I used my B-skin to drink beer, and it leaked so much, my hands turned into beer sponges.
My B-skin leaked like a drunk man’s pants. It was a disaster.
I tried to drink from my B-skin and it leaked like a broken faucet. I was a mess.
B-sides Syndrome
Like a weirdo who thinks the trash is better than the dinner, B-sides syndrome is when someone praises the bad songs and roasts the hits like they're the worst thing ever
'I can't stand that song everyone loves. It's just noise.'
DMs: 'You're wasting your time on the main album. The B-sides are where it's at.'
At a party: 'This song is so basic. I only listen to the ones no one knows.'
B-sides Syndrome
B-sides syndrome is when someone acts like the unpopular songs are the kings, and the hits are just the annoying background music
'This song is just a footnote. The real music is the one on the B-sides.'
Text: 'I skip the hits. They're just distractions.'
At a concert: 'This song is so overrated. I only came for the hidden tracks.'
B-sides Syndrome
B-sides syndrome is when someone picks the worst songs and acts like they're the best, like they're trying to make everyone hate the good stuff
'This song is so bad. I'm giving it five stars.'
Tweet: 'I only listen to the ones that make people roll their eyes.'
In a group chat: 'You're all missing out on the real magic. The hits are just trash.'
B-sides Syndrome
B-sides syndrome is when someone is so obsessed with the unpopular songs, they think the whole world should suffer through them too
'This song is the only one worth listening to. The rest are garbage.'
DM: 'You're wasting your life on the hits. The B-sides are the real deal.'
On a podcast: 'I don't even know why people like that song. It's just sad.'
B-sides Syndrome
B-sides syndrome is when someone roasts the popular songs like they're the enemy and praises the boring ones like they're the best friends
'This song is so basic. I only listen to the ones that make people groan.'
Text: 'The hits are just distractions. The B-sides are where the real music lives.'
At a concert: 'I came for the hidden tracks. This song is just noise.'
B-sider
A person who wastes their time on the crummy songs that no one cares about.
I’m a B-sider. I know the second track of every hit song and hate the first one.
My mom said I’m a B-sider because I only listen to the B-side of Taylor Swift’s hits.
I told my friend I’m a B-sider, and he said I’m a loser who only likes the bad songs.
B-sider
Someone who picks the boring songs from the best artists and acts like they’re cool.
I’m a B-sider. I know the second song of every popular album and act like I’m a genius.
My teacher called me a B-sider for only liking the second track of every hit song.
I told my brother I’m a B-sider, and he said I’m a poser.
B-sider
A person who thinks the second song is better than the first and tells everyone.
I’m a B-sider, and I swear the second song is way better than the first one.
My friend called me a B-sider because I think the second track is better than the first.
I told my crush I’m a B-sider, and he said I’m weird but kinda cool.
B-sider
A person who knows all the bad songs and acts like they’re the best.
I’m a B-sider, and I know all the bad songs and act like they’re the best.
My dad says I’m a B-sider because I only listen to the bad songs.
I told my friend I’m a B-sider, and he said I’m a fake fan.
B-sider
A person who only listens to the second track and thinks it’s amazing.
I’m a B-sider. I only listen to the second track and think it’s the best song ever.
My friend said I’m a B-sider because I only listen to the second track.
I told my teacher I’m a B-sider, and she said I’m a weird kid.
B-sider
A person who thinks the second song is the best and nobody else gets it.
I’m a B-sider. I think the second song is the best, and everyone else is dumb.
My mom called me a B-sider because I think the second song is the best.
I told my crush I’m a B-sider, and he said I’m weird but kind of hot.
B-side
A lousy song that gets stuck on the back of a record, like the ugly cousin of the hit song. It's usually the one people skip when they're trying to avoid embarrassment.
My crush's B-side is so bad, I think it was recorded in a bathroom.
That song is the reason I hate my brother's mixtape.
The B-side was so bad, it made my dog cry.
B-side
A guy who’s so unpopular, he’s like the last person picked for the team. Nobody wants to be near him.
That guy is the B-side of the school. Nobody talks to him.
She’s the B-side of the class. Everyone avoids her.
The B-side of the lunch table. No one sits with him.
B-side
A side of town where the only thing that makes sense is why no one wants to live there.
That B-side of Jigtown is where the trash talks back to you.
The B-side is so bad, it’s like living in a dump.
If Jigtown was a person, the B-side would be its ex.
B-side
A song that was stuck on the back of a record because no one thought it was good enough to be on the front. Now it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘this song is garbage.’
That B-side was so bad, it was like listening to a toddler’s tantrum.
I still don’t know why that B-side was even made.
The B-side was so bad, my cat left the room.