B-skin
A paper bag with beer in it that leaks like a broken pipe. It’s not fancy, but it gets the job done, usually with a lot of spilled beer.
I used my B-skin to drink beer, and it leaked so much, my hands turned into beer sponges.
My B-skin leaked like a drunk man’s pants. It was a disaster.
I tried to drink from my B-skin and it leaked like a broken faucet. I was a mess.