B-side

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A lousy song that gets stuck on the back of a record, like the ugly cousin of the hit song. It's usually the one people skip when they're trying to avoid embarrassment.
My crush's B-side is so bad, I think it was recorded in a bathroom.
That song is the reason I hate my brother's mixtape.
The B-side was so bad, it made my dog cry.
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A guy who’s so unpopular, he’s like the last person picked for the team. Nobody wants to be near him.
That guy is the B-side of the school. Nobody talks to him.
She’s the B-side of the class. Everyone avoids her.
The B-side of the lunch table. No one sits with him.
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A side of town where the only thing that makes sense is why no one wants to live there.
That B-side of Jigtown is where the trash talks back to you.
The B-side is so bad, it’s like living in a dump.
If Jigtown was a person, the B-side would be its ex.
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A song that was stuck on the back of a record because no one thought it was good enough to be on the front. Now it’s just a fancy way of saying ‘this song is garbage.’
That B-side was so bad, it was like listening to a toddler’s tantrum.
I still don’t know why that B-side was even made.
The B-side was so bad, my cat left the room.
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The song that no one wanted to hear, like the second choice when the first one was already bad enough.
That B-side was so bad, I started singing along just to make it worse.
I still have that B-side stuck in my head. It’s like a curse.
That B-side was the reason I failed music class.
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The back of a record, or a super hard version of a game. Either way, it’s the part no one wants to deal with.
That B-side is like the final boss of a video game. You lose.
I tried to beat that B-side and failed. Twice.
That B-side was harder than my math test.
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The back of a record, the place where songs go to die. It’s like the graveyard for songs no one likes.
That B-side was so bad, it deserved a tombstone.
The B-side was the reason I failed my music test.
I heard that B-side once, and I’ve been haunted ever since.
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