b/w

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The only way a messy person can take a picture without getting a headache or a side of shame.
I took this photo in B&W because my life is a disaster.
This movie is B&W because the director was too broke to buy color film.
My dog’s portrait is in B&W because I’m too lazy to take a good picture.
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A fancy name for a pair of speakers that make your music sound like it was stolen from heaven.
These B&W speakers make my music sound like it was written by angels.
I bought B&W because my old speakers were screaming at me.
B&W makes my playlist feel like a concert.
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What people use when they’re too tired to write the full words and just want to look like a genius.
I wrote B&W because I’m too tired to spell black and white.
My teacher said I used B&W and called me a poser.
I used B&W in my essay and got extra credit.
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What people say when they’re too busy to explain the whole thing and just want to be understood.
He said B&W because he was in a rush.
She used B&W in her DM and I got confused.
My friend used B&W and I had to ask what it meant.
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A fancy way of saying one song has another song on the back like a bad relationship.
This record is B&W because the B-side is just a joke.
The A-side is good but the B-side is garbage.
My favorite song is B&W because the other side is just a waste.
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Just plain old black and white, like your mom’s old pants.
I like B&W because it’s simple.
My favorite photo is B&W because it’s classic.
I wear B&W because I’m a basic human.
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B. W. stands for Bitch Whore. Its the name you give to someone who messes with you and makes your life a living hell.
My ex is B. W. She broke my heart and my phone.
That guy in math class is B. W. He talks too much and eats my snacks.
My mom called my dad B. W. because he forgot her birthday again.
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B. W. means Bitch/Whore. You can call anyone this if they act like a pain in the ass and are a total mess.
I called my teacher B. W. because she gave me a pop quiz.
My brother is B. W. He stole my pizza and my video game.
My friend called my crush B. W. because he ignored her.
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B. W. stands for Before the Web. It was the time when you had to talk to people face to face or call them on a phone.
My grandpa said he lived in B. W. before there were cell phones.
My dad said he had to write letters in B. W.
My teacher said she had to use a typewriter in B. W.
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B. W. is short for Before the Web. It was the time when you didn't have the internet to save your life.
My mom said she had to wait for the mail in B. W.
My brother said he had to play outside in B. W.
My friend said he had to learn math the hard way in B. W.
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A lazy way to type ‘between’ when you’re too tired to use full words. It’s like texting your mom at 2 a. m. and being too wasted to spell ‘between’ right.
Hey, I’m b/w the pizza and the soda. Choose fast.
I’m b/w classes and I can’t handle this anymore.
B/w the shower and the bed, I chose the bed.
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No color. Just pure, unapologetic black and white. Like your life when you failed math and your mom yelled at you.
That movie was in b/w and it felt like my life.
The photo was in b/w and it looked like my report card.
My outfit is b/w and it’s as bad as my grades.
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A way to say ‘but whatever’ when you’re too lazy to type the whole thing. It’s like telling your friend to shut up when they’re being annoying.
I’m going to the party, b/w.
He said he’d help, b/w.
She asked for advice, I said b/w.
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Either a fancy camera style or a fancy speaker brand. Either way, it’s fancy and probably costs more than your allowance.
That movie was in b/w and it looked fancy.
Those speakers are b/w and they’re super expensive.
My camera is b/w and I still don’t know how it works.
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A song that’s got one side on the front and another on the back. Like your mom’s playlist, but with two songs.
That record was b/w and I hated both sides.
The single was b/w and I only liked one part.
My favorite song is b/w and I can’t pick which side is better.
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No color. Just black and white. Like your life when you’re stuck in a boring class and you can’t escape.
That photo was b/w and it looked like my math test.
The movie was b/w and I fell asleep.
My shirt is b/w and it’s the worst choice ever.
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