Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl you ride, but you’d rather die than let your friends catch you riding her

My crush is a scooter. I ride her every day. My friends don’t know. They’d laugh at me.

I got caught riding my scooter. My friends laughed so hard they cried.

My mom says I’m a scooter. I say she’s a hypocrite.

2

When you stand in the middle of the hallway like a giant and no one can pass you

He stood in the hallway like a giant. No one could pass. I got stuck behind him.

I blocked the whole hallway. No one could pass. I was a scooter.

She was a scooter. I couldn’t get through. I had to walk around her.

3

A guy who refuses to ride snowmachines because he’s too busy doing girl stuff

He’s a scooter. He’d rather play with dolls than ride a snowmachine.

He’s too busy doing girl stuff. He’s a scooter.

He’s a scooter. He’d rather watch makeup tutorials than ride a snowmachine.

4

A guy in his 20s who thinks he’s cool with some gross teenage girl

He’s a scooter. He’s 25 and dating a 14-year-old.

He’s a scooter. He thinks he’s cool with that gross girl.

He’s a scooter. He’s 20 and dating a 13-year-old.

5

Something you ride but you don’t tell your friends because they’d laugh at you

I ride my scooter. I don’t tell my friends. They’d laugh.

My scooter is my secret. I don’t tell anyone. They’d laugh at me.

I ride a scooter. I keep it a secret. They’d laugh if I told them.

6

When you get a girl to give you her panties by giving her enough tequila to get drunk

He gave her enough tequila to get drunk. She gave him her panties.

He got her drunk on tequila. She gave him her panties.

He bought her tequila. She gave him her panties.

7

A German techno band. They’re cool. They play at raves. Their songs are called ‘Hyper Hyper’ and ‘Nessaja’.

Rave German band. They’re cool. They play ‘Hyper Hyper’ and ‘Nessaja’.

They’re a German techno band. They play at raves. Their songs are cool.

Rave band. They’re German. They play techno. Their songs are awesome.