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A pop and rock singer who shakes your socks off. You might be famous, but you’ll probably be a total disaster.

His voice shook my socks off like I was a little kid. I’m still recovering. #DaFr3ak

I’m gonna be rich, but I might also be crazy. #DaFr3ak

He’s gonna blow up. I just hope my socks survive. #DaFr3ak

Da Flounda is when you slap someone’s leg like a fish slapped by a fisherman. You yell it loud so everyone knows you’re a total idiot who thinks this is cool.

I just did Da Flounda on my crush and now she’s confused and I’m proud.

At lunch, I did Da Flounda on my teacher and got detention for being a weirdo.

I did Da Flounda on my dog and now he hates me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flounda

Da Flounda is like a fish in a net. You slap someone’s leg and yell it so loud it sounds like you’re cursed.

I did Da Flounda on my mom and now she thinks I’m possessed.

At the mall, I did Da Flounda on a stranger and they ran away screaming.

I did Da Flounda on my friend and now he won’t talk to me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flounda

Da Flounda is when you slap someone’s leg like a fish out of water and yell it like you’re trying to be funny and it’s not working.

I did Da Flounda on my crush and now I’m the laughing stock of the school.

I did Da Flounda on my dad and now he won’t let me watch TV.

I did Da Flounda on my cat and now he hates me more than ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flash

The only human who can run so fast he makes your brain explode from trying to keep up.

Da Flash ran past me like I was standing still. My brain short-circuited.

I tried to keep up with Da Flash. My legs gave out. My brain gave up.

Da Flash ran by me so fast, I thought I was watching a rocket take off.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flash

A human who moves so fast, he could probably make time stop just to take a nap.

Da Flash moved so fast, I could barely see him. Time felt like it was blinking.

He ran by me so quick, I thought I had been hit by a lightning bolt.

Da Flash moved so fast, my eyes had to catch up just to keep watching.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flash

The human version of a speed demon with a side of disrespect.

Da Flash ran past me like I was in the way. I wasn’t even a problem to him.

He came running at me like I owed him money. I didn’t even get a chance to say no.

Da Flash ran by me like I was late for his lunch break. I was just a distraction.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m giving her the dirtiest look and right when she thinks she’s gonna win I pull out my lighter and burn her whole field down with my cum

I looked at her like I was gonna eat her for breakfast and then I lit her up like a bonfire.

She thought she was gonna get me to bend over, but I lit her up and laughed in her face.

I gave her my best side-eye and then I turned her into a flaming mess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m gettin her all hot and bothered and then I light her up like a matchstick and finish her with my lava juice

She was all over me and I just lit her up like a firecracker.

She thought she was gonna win, but I burned her and finished her with my cum.

I had her all worked up and then I turned her into a bonfire.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Flamin Amazon

Da Flamin Amazon is when I’m foolin her into thinkin I’m gonna be gentle and then I light her up and drown her in my hot sauce

She thought I was gonna be nice, but I lit her up and poured my cum on her.

I made her think I was going easy, but I burned her and ended her with my cum.

She was all sweet and then I turned her into a flaming mess with my cum.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Fista

Fists and butts are the main event all day long. This guy is so gross, he should be banned from public places.

My mom saw Da Fista in the mall and screamed like a kid who got their candy stolen.

Da Fista was eating a taco and I could smell his butts from three seats away.

He texted me, 'I just did the fista dance in the grocery store. It was legendary.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Fista

Da Fista lives in his own world of farts and fists. He’s the reason why everyone has a but plug now.

I saw Da Fista at the park and ran away like I was being chased by a monster.

He tried to high-five me and I almost threw up.

His DMs are just farts and fists. It’s like a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Fista

Da Fista is a human disaster. He’s so obsessed with farts and fists, he doesn’t even know how to talk properly.

He came to my birthday party and farted so loud, my cake exploded.

He texted me, 'I did the fista dance in my pants. It was epic.'

He tried to be my friend, but I had to wear a mask the whole time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Fish Disorder

Some women are born with a face that looks like a fish stuck in a toilet. Big eyes. Spaced out. Like they were hit by a bus. And they think they’re hot. God help us all.

My cousin has Da Fish Disorder. Her eyes are like saucers. And she still thinks she’s a model.

I saw her at the mall. She was wearing a fishnet mask. Like she needed it.

Her best friend is a guy who’s been her boyfriend for three years. He still calls her ‘Princess’.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Fish Disorder

This girl looks like a fish that got stuck in a glue trap. Eyes so big they could see through her. And she’s got a boyfriend who’s too dumb to notice.

She walks into class and everyone stares. Like she’s a weirdo from another planet.

She tried to do a TikTok challenge. Her eyes looked like they were about to pop out.

Her ex still texts her. Just because she said ‘hi’ once.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Fish Disorder

This woman has a face that looks like a fish got stuck in a blender. Eyes huge. Spaced out. And she’s got a boyfriend who’s too lazy to leave her.

She came to my birthday party. Her eyes were so big, I thought she was going to cry.

She tried to flirt with my dad. He just smiled and said ‘she’s your friend’.

Her boyfriend is still with her. Even though she has a fish face.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Final Week

The last week of your semester. It’s when your brain feels like it’s been microwaved and your soul is on the line. You’re basically begging for mercy from your teacher.

I ate my pencil and still failed the test. This week is hell.

My brain is leaking out my ears. I can’t take this anymore.

I cried in the hallway because I forgot how to use a scantron. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Final Week

Final week is when you realize you’ve been sleeping for three days straight and your coffee is just fuel for your despair.

I drank six coffees and still failed my math test. I’m gonna die.

I didn’t sleep. I just stared at the ceiling. My eyes are dead.

I used my pen as a sword in battle. It didn’t help.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Final Week

The last week of the semester is like being stuck in a car with your worst enemy and no air conditioning. You just want it all to end.

I’m stuck in final week like I’m stuck in a forever loop. No escape.

I’d rather fight a TA than take another test. I’m that desperate.

This week is like a prison break. I’m not coming out until I pass.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Da Final Week

Final week hits like a freight train. It’s when you realize you’ve forgotten everything you ever learned and your brain is just screaming.

Final week is like being hit by a train and then told to write an essay. What is life?

I forgot how to spell my name. This week is cursed.

My brain is screaming, ‘I can’t take this anymore!’

by Slangipedia 17d ago