Discover Slang

Da Final Week
Final week is the worst. You’re basically begging your teacher to let you pass and your friends are crying in the hallway.
I’m begging my teacher for mercy. I’m that desperate.
My friend cried in the hallway because he forgot how to use a computer. What even is life?
I’m so stressed I could cry. I’ve been crying since Monday.
Da Filers
A hot mess of a girl named Sofia who gets called Da Filers by her idiot brothers. She’s got a laugh that can make a dead man giggle, but she also knocks over laptops while drunk and probably ruins your life.
Sofia laughed so hard she knocked over my coffee and my feelings.
Da Filers was drunk and stepped on my keyboard like it was a dance floor.
She made me laugh so much I forgot my password.
Da Filers
Sofia, the girl who gets called Da Filers by her dumb brothers. She’s a laugh machine, but she also drinks too much and stomps on computers like they owe her money.
Da Filers drank the whole bottle of vodka and cried on my shoulder.
She laughed so hard I think my monitor got a bruise.
She stepped on my laptop and said it was a ‘dance-off’.
Da Filers
Sofia, the girl who gets called Da Filers by her moron brothers. She makes everyone laugh, but she also gets drunk and smashes up computers like they’re her enemies.
Da Filers laughed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
She was drunk and walked all over my keyboard like it was a carpet.
She made me laugh so much I spilled my soda on my laptop.
Da Fightin Irish
Da Fightin Irish is when a guy gets head with one hand jacking his cock and the other hand shoving a fist up his butt, making it look like the college mascot getting wrecked.
My cousin said he saw it at the bar and it looked like the mascot had a meltdown.
My friend’s brother told me he did it to his boss and the boss cried like a baby.
I watched a guy do it on TikTok and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
Da Fightin Irish
Da Fightin Irish is when a guy gets a blow job with one hand on his cock and the other hand going all the way up his butt, like the mascot got a face full of butt.
My mom said she saw it at the mall and it made her throw up.
My friend’s dog tried to do it and got kicked out of the house.
I saw a guy do it on the subway and everyone stared.
Da Fightin Irish
Da Fightin Irish is when someone eats a guy out with one hand on his cock and the other hand shoving a fist up his butt, making it look like the mascot was getting trampled.
My brother did it to his girlfriend and she screamed like a banshee.
I saw it at a party and it made the whole room laugh.
My friend’s uncle did it to his brother and it looked like a war broke out.
Da Fightin Irish
Da Fightin Irish is when a guy gets head with one hand on his cock and the other hand doing butt stuff, like the mascot got a surprise face full of butt.
My friend’s dog did it to his neighbor and the neighbor ran away.
I saw it on a video and it looked like the mascot was being tortured.
My cousin did it to his girlfriend and she cried like a baby.
Da Fightin Irish
Da Fightin Irish is when a guy gets a blow job with one hand on his cock and the other hand going up his butt, like the mascot had a bad day.
My friend did it to his dad and his dad fell over.
I saw it on a bus and the whole bus laughed.
My brother did it to his friend and the friend passed out.
Da Fightin Irish
Da Fightin Irish is when someone eats a guy out with one hand on his cock and the other hand shoving a fist up his butt, like the mascot was getting a surprise butt full.
My mom saw it and said it was the worst thing ever.
I did it to my brother and he yelled like a mad man.
My friend did it to his dog and the dog ran away.
Da Fauq
A fancy way to say 'What the hell?' when you're too good for regular swearing but still mad as hell
Da Fauq? My dog just ate my homework!
Da Fauq? My mom said I can't go to the concert!
Da Fauq? My teacher gave me a pop quiz on Friday!
Da Fauq
A fake version of swearing used by people who think they're smart enough to not cuss
Da Fauq? My video game crashed again!
Da Fauq? My friend called me a nerd!
Da Fauq? My dad said I have to clean my room!
Da Fauq
A weak excuse for swearing that people use when they're too embarrassed to say the real words
Da Fauq? My cat woke me up at 3 AM!
Da Fauq? My sister took my favorite snack!
Da Fauq? My phone died in the middle of a Zoom call!
Da Fauq
A sneaky way to cuss without getting in trouble, like a coward hiding behind a dictionary
Da Fauq? My math test was way harder than I expected!
Da Fauq? My dog knocked over my cereal!
Da Fauq? My mom said I can't have dessert!
Da Fam
A bunch of friends who laugh so hard at their own dumb jokes that they forget to breathe. They don't care if the whole world hates them, as long as they can roast each other in peace. Everyone else wishes they were in Da Fam, even if they don't know what it means.
@DaFamMember: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke. 😂 #DaFamOnly
DM: Bro, I just told my mom the punchline. She cried. I’m legendary.
Text: We’re gonna roast the new kid in class. He didn’t even know what a roast was.
Da Fam
A squad so tight they’d rather punch you in the face than let you ruin their lunch. They don’t care if you’re annoying or dumb, as long as they can laugh at you. Everyone else is just jealous they aren’t in Da Fam.
Text: If you don’t bring snacks, you’re dead. End of story.
Tweet: My friend just told me the same joke from 2015. I’m gonna kill him.
DM: You’re not in Da Fam. You’re just a side dish.
Da Fam
A group of friends who think they’re the only ones who matter. They’ll cuss you out if you don’t get their references, and they’ll take your lunch money just for fun. Everyone else wants to be in Da Fam, even if they have no idea what it is.
Text: Why are you still here? You don’t even know what the meme was.
Tweet: My friend just asked me what a ‘roast’ is. I’m gonna cry.
DM: If you don’t know who Da Fam is, you’re not worth my time.
Da Fam
A crew so close they’ll defend each other from the principal, the teachers, and even your mom. They don’t care if you’re loud or stupid, as long as they can laugh at you. Everyone else is just jealous they’re not in Da Fam.
Text: We’re gonna get in trouble again. But it’s worth it.
Tweet: My friend just told my mom my dumbest joke. She laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
DM: You’re not in Da Fam. You’re just a background character.
Da Fam
A gang of friends who cuss at you if you don’t laugh at their dumb jokes. They don’t care if you’re annoying or loud, as long as they can make you cry. Everyone else just wants to be in Da Fam, even if they don’t know what it means.
Text: If you don’t laugh at my joke, I’m gonna cry.
Tweet: My friend told me the worst joke ever. I’m still crying.
DM: You’re not in Da Fam. You’re just a joke.
Da Eff?
A messed-up version of "da fuck" that comes out when someone says something so dumb or confusing it makes your brain hurt.
"You think you can just walk in and take over?" "Da eff?"
Bro just said the pizza was delivered by aliens. Da eff?
My mom said I had to eat veggies. Da eff?!
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