Da Final Week

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The last week of your semester. It’s when your brain feels like it’s been microwaved and your soul is on the line. You’re basically begging for mercy from your teacher.
I ate my pencil and still failed the test. This week is hell.
My brain is leaking out my ears. I can’t take this anymore.
I cried in the hallway because I forgot how to use a scantron. What even is life?
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Final week is when you realize you’ve been sleeping for three days straight and your coffee is just fuel for your despair.
I drank six coffees and still failed my math test. I’m gonna die.
I didn’t sleep. I just stared at the ceiling. My eyes are dead.
I used my pen as a sword in battle. It didn’t help.
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The last week of the semester is like being stuck in a car with your worst enemy and no air conditioning. You just want it all to end.
I’m stuck in final week like I’m stuck in a forever loop. No escape.
I’d rather fight a TA than take another test. I’m that desperate.
This week is like a prison break. I’m not coming out until I pass.
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Final week hits like a freight train. It’s when you realize you’ve forgotten everything you ever learned and your brain is just screaming.
Final week is like being hit by a train and then told to write an essay. What is life?
I forgot how to spell my name. This week is cursed.
My brain is screaming, ‘I can’t take this anymore!’
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Final week is the worst. You’re basically begging your teacher to let you pass and your friends are crying in the hallway.
I’m begging my teacher for mercy. I’m that desperate.
My friend cried in the hallway because he forgot how to use a computer. What even is life?
I’m so stressed I could cry. I’ve been crying since Monday.
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