Da Fista

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Fists and butts are the main event all day long. This guy is so gross, he should be banned from public places.

My mom saw Da Fista in the mall and screamed like a kid who got their candy stolen.

Da Fista was eating a taco and I could smell his butts from three seats away.

He texted me, 'I just did the fista dance in the grocery store. It was legendary.'

Da Fista lives in his own world of farts and fists. He’s the reason why everyone has a but plug now.

I saw Da Fista at the park and ran away like I was being chased by a monster.

He tried to high-five me and I almost threw up.

His DMs are just farts and fists. It’s like a horror movie.

Da Fista is a human disaster. He’s so obsessed with farts and fists, he doesn’t even know how to talk properly.

He came to my birthday party and farted so loud, my cake exploded.

He texted me, 'I did the fista dance in my pants. It was epic.'

He tried to be my friend, but I had to wear a mask the whole time.