Da Fish Disorder

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Some women are born with a face that looks like a fish stuck in a toilet. Big eyes. Spaced out. Like they were hit by a bus. And they think they’re hot. God help us all.
My cousin has Da Fish Disorder. Her eyes are like saucers. And she still thinks she’s a model.
I saw her at the mall. She was wearing a fishnet mask. Like she needed it.
Her best friend is a guy who’s been her boyfriend for three years. He still calls her ‘Princess’.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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This girl looks like a fish that got stuck in a glue trap. Eyes so big they could see through her. And she’s got a boyfriend who’s too dumb to notice.
She walks into class and everyone stares. Like she’s a weirdo from another planet.
She tried to do a TikTok challenge. Her eyes looked like they were about to pop out.
Her ex still texts her. Just because she said ‘hi’ once.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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This woman has a face that looks like a fish got stuck in a blender. Eyes huge. Spaced out. And she’s got a boyfriend who’s too lazy to leave her.
She came to my birthday party. Her eyes were so big, I thought she was going to cry.
She tried to flirt with my dad. He just smiled and said ‘she’s your friend’.
Her boyfriend is still with her. Even though she has a fish face.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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