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Da Funni
Da funny map is the worst map ever because it lets you boop people off cliffs and it’s a sadistic way to kill people. Lucio loves it because he can boop you into the void.
I got booped off the edge and it was Da funny map’s fault.
He used Lucio to boop me into the void and I died.
That map is cursed and it’s called Da funny map for a reason.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Fuck Bitch?
A loud and angry way to ask what the hell is going on, usually when something goes wrong and you're too mad to think straight.
Da Fuck Bitch? I just got a ticket for driving 100 in a 30!
Da Fuck Bitch? My pizza came with bread instead of cheese.
Da Fuck Bitch? My dog ate my homework and my mom is yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Fuck Bitch?
A short, rude way to say you're completely lost and ready to throw something at someone.
Da Fuck Bitch? My GPS said turn left, but I’m on a one-way street.
Da Fuck Bitch? My ex sent me a message and I don’t know if I should reply.
Da Fuck Bitch? My math teacher gave me a 20 on my test and I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Fuck Bitch?
A funny and loud way to say you're so confused you might cry, and you're not sure if it's worth it.
Da Fuck Bitch? My phone is broken and I can’t text my best friend.
Da Fuck Bitch? My mom said I can’t go to the concert because I didn’t do my chores.
Da Fuck Bitch? I tried to cook and now the house is on fire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Fuck Bitch?
A loud and stupid question that means you're too dumb to think straight and you're probably about to make a mess.
Da Fuck Bitch? I wore my socks inside out and no one noticed.
Da Fuck Bitch? I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a bird nest.
Da Fuck Bitch? I put salt in my coffee and it tastes like the ocean.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Frondle Shant
A saggy, flabby cock that hangs around your butt like it’s lost. It’s usually black, bumpy, and longer than your dick. It breathes and needs air, or it will go wild and spurt for days.
My Da Frondle Shant woke up and sprayed me in the shower. I had to cancel my morning meeting.
He tried to wear pants and his Da Frondle Shant exploded. Everyone saw it.
I ate raccoon poop and now my Da Frondle Shant is alive. It doesn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Frondle Shant
A cock that hangs out like it’s tired and doesn’t want to work. It’s rough, black, and bigger than your pecker. It breathes and needs air, or it will go nuts and leak for days.
My Da Frondle Shant leaked through my pants during a Zoom call. My boss thought I had a leaky water bottle.
He wore a shirt and his Da Frondle Shant burst out. Everyone laughed.
He ate raccoon poop and now his Da Frondle Shant is alive. It won’t stop leaking.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Frondle Shant
A cock that dangles near your butt like it’s lazy. It’s usually dark, bumpy, and longer than your dick. It needs air, or it will go crazy and spurt for days.
My Da Frondle Shant spurted through my shirt during lunch. My coworkers thought I was leaking soda.
He tried to hide his Da Frondle Shant, but it came out and sprayed everyone.
He ate raccoon poop and now his Da Frondle Shant is alive. It won’t stop spurtin’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Freak
The king of horny who’d suck a sock for a sandwich and would rather die than stop jerking off.
My cousin is Da Freak. He once asked a hot dog if it wanted to get busy.
Da Freak walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve jerks here.' He said, 'I’m not a jerk. I’m a freak.'
Da Freak tried to flirt with a chicken at the grocery store. The chicken just ran away.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Freak
A waitress with a side of cleavage, who’d take your order and then take your pants off for free.
Da Freak works at the diner. She once served me pancakes and a hard time.
I asked her for a coffee. She gave me a coffee and a wink.
She told me she’d give me a free soda if I promised not to tell anyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Freak
A weirdo or a bunch of weirdos chilling in the background, but you gotta look hard to find em.
Da Freak was hiding behind the couch. I found him when he tried to eat my homework.
I saw a group of Da Freaks in the park. They were eating pizza and talking to squirrels.
My dog is a Da Freak. He runs around the house like he’s on a mission from God.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Freak
Who cares? It’s not like anyone is paying attention.
Da Freak said, 'Who cares if the lights are out? I’m still getting my way.'
I asked him why he was yelling. He said, 'Who cares? I’m having fun.'
He threw his phone out the window and said, 'Who cares? I’m Da Freak.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Franchize
A fantasy football player who thinks they're a genius but is just full of hot air and bad picks.
I picked Tom Brady last year and he got hurt. I'm still the best.
My team lost because I picked the wrong quarterback. It's not my fault, it's the universe.
I know more about football than the coach. I watch YouTube videos.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Franchize
A person who talks too much about football and can't tell the difference between a prediction and a guess.
I said Lamar Jackson would win the MVP. He did! I'm right about everything.
I picked the wrong team and blamed the internet. It's not my fault.
I have a 50% win rate. That’s better than most people.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Franchize
A fake football expert who thinks their head is full of gold and their picks are perfect.
My picks are perfect. I just won the league. No one can beat me.
I picked the best team. They lost. It's not my fault.
I don’t need a coach. I know everything about football.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Franchize
A person who yells about football like it’s the end of the world and can’t tell a good pick from a bad one.
I picked Patrick Mahomes and he threw 50 touchdowns. I’m the best.
My team lost because I picked the wrong running back. It’s not my fault.
I know more about football than the entire league.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Franchize
A fantasy football player who talks too much and is always wrong but still thinks they're the best.
I picked the best team. They lost. The whole league is against me.
I told you I was right about everything. I am.
I don’t need a coach. I’m the coach.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Franchize
A person who picks random players and acts like they're the smartest person in the room.
I picked the best player. He got hurt. It’s not my fault.
My picks are perfect. I’m the best.
I know football better than anyone. I watch videos.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Fr3ak
A pop and rock singer who screams so loud he makes your ears bleed and your socks fall off. You’re gonna be famous, but you’re also gonna be a mess.
My ears are ringing like a broken bell. Why are you still singing? #DaFr3ak
He screamed so hard my socks flew off. I’m not even wearing socks anymore. #DaFr3ak
This kid is gonna be huge. I just hope I survive the fame. #DaFr3ak
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Fr3ak
A singer who rocks your socks so hard they might just disappear. You’re lucky, but you’re also in for a rough ride.
His voice is like a chainsaw. My socks are gone. I don’t know what I did. #DaFr3ak
I’m getting famous, but I might lose my socks first. #DaFr3ak
He’s gonna be a star. I just hope I don’t lose my mind. #DaFr3ak
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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