Da Frondle Shant
A cock that dangles near your butt like it’s lazy. It’s usually dark, bumpy, and longer than your dick. It needs air, or it will go crazy and spurt for days.
My Da Frondle Shant spurted through my shirt during lunch. My coworkers thought I was leaking soda.
He tried to hide his Da Frondle Shant, but it came out and sprayed everyone.
He ate raccoon poop and now his Da Frondle Shant is alive. It won’t stop spurtin’.