Da Frondle Shant

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A saggy, flabby cock that hangs around your butt like it’s lost. It’s usually black, bumpy, and longer than your dick. It breathes and needs air, or it will go wild and spurt for days.
My Da Frondle Shant woke up and sprayed me in the shower. I had to cancel my morning meeting.
He tried to wear pants and his Da Frondle Shant exploded. Everyone saw it.
I ate raccoon poop and now my Da Frondle Shant is alive. It doesn’t shut up.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cock that hangs out like it’s tired and doesn’t want to work. It’s rough, black, and bigger than your pecker. It breathes and needs air, or it will go nuts and leak for days.
My Da Frondle Shant leaked through my pants during a Zoom call. My boss thought I had a leaky water bottle.
He wore a shirt and his Da Frondle Shant burst out. Everyone laughed.
He ate raccoon poop and now his Da Frondle Shant is alive. It won’t stop leaking.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cock that dangles near your butt like it’s lazy. It’s usually dark, bumpy, and longer than your dick. It needs air, or it will go crazy and spurt for days.
My Da Frondle Shant spurted through my shirt during lunch. My coworkers thought I was leaking soda.
He tried to hide his Da Frondle Shant, but it came out and sprayed everyone.
He ate raccoon poop and now his Da Frondle Shant is alive. It won’t stop spurtin’.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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