Da Freak

My cousin is Da Freak. He once asked a hot dog if it wanted to get busy.

Da Freak walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve jerks here.' He said, 'I’m not a jerk. I’m a freak.'

Da Freak tried to flirt with a chicken at the grocery store. The chicken just ran away.

Da Freak works at the diner. She once served me pancakes and a hard time.

I asked her for a coffee. She gave me a coffee and a wink.

She told me she’d give me a free soda if I promised not to tell anyone.

Da Freak was hiding behind the couch. I found him when he tried to eat my homework.

I saw a group of Da Freaks in the park. They were eating pizza and talking to squirrels.

My dog is a Da Freak. He runs around the house like he’s on a mission from God.

Da Freak said, 'Who cares if the lights are out? I’m still getting my way.'

I asked him why he was yelling. He said, 'Who cares? I’m having fun.'

He threw his phone out the window and said, 'Who cares? I’m Da Freak.'