Da Franchize

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A fantasy football player who thinks they're a genius but is just full of hot air and bad picks.

I picked Tom Brady last year and he got hurt. I'm still the best.

My team lost because I picked the wrong quarterback. It's not my fault, it's the universe.

I know more about football than the coach. I watch YouTube videos.

A person who talks too much about football and can't tell the difference between a prediction and a guess.

I said Lamar Jackson would win the MVP. He did! I'm right about everything.

I picked the wrong team and blamed the internet. It's not my fault.

I have a 50% win rate. That’s better than most people.

A fake football expert who thinks their head is full of gold and their picks are perfect.

My picks are perfect. I just won the league. No one can beat me.

I picked the best team. They lost. It's not my fault.

I don’t need a coach. I know everything about football.

A person who yells about football like it’s the end of the world and can’t tell a good pick from a bad one.

I picked Patrick Mahomes and he threw 50 touchdowns. I’m the best.

My team lost because I picked the wrong running back. It’s not my fault.

I know more about football than the entire league.

A fantasy football player who talks too much and is always wrong but still thinks they're the best.

I picked the best team. They lost. The whole league is against me.

I told you I was right about everything. I am.

I don’t need a coach. I’m the coach.

A person who picks random players and acts like they're the smartest person in the room.

I picked the best player. He got hurt. It’s not my fault.

My picks are perfect. I’m the best.

I know football better than anyone. I watch videos.