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B. Dangerous
B. Dangerous is a 7'2'' beast who doesn’t just talk about killing people, he does it. He’s got a crew, he’s got a glock, and he’s got no patience for nonsense.
He showed up at a party and told the DJ to play his song or get knocked out.
He got into a fight with a guy over who had the better pizza slice.
He walked into a store and said, 'I’m not here for the money, I’m here for the drama.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. Dangerous
B. Dangerous is a big black man who doesn’t just rock out with a glock, he rocks out with a foot. He’s got a crew and no one messes with him because he’s got no time for nonsense.
He walked into a restaurant and told the waiter to give him the best steak or he’d kick him out.
He got into a fight with a cop over who had the best car.
He showed up at a rival’s house and left a foot on their porch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. Daggitty
A white guy who thinks he’s a big daddy just because he wears the same clothes. He’s not a real daddy, he’s more like a fake daddy with a bad tan.
He wore a leather jacket and called me son. I called him fake dad.
He tried to flex in the mall. I laughed so hard my mom got a ticket.
He tried to be cool. I told him he looked like a confused pizza delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. Daggitty
A pale man who wears big daddy clothes to feel powerful. He’s like a weak dad who needs a costume to pretend he’s tough.
He wore a hat and a mustache. I called him mustache man.
He tried to scare me. I told him he looked like a sad clown.
He tried to be a tough dad. I told him he looked like a lost ghost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. Daggitty
A white guy who thinks he’s a big daddy just because he wears the same clothes. He’s like a fake dad who needs a costume to feel important.
He wore a suit and called me kid. I called him fake dad.
He tried to be cool. I told him he looked like a confused pizza guy.
He tried to flex. I told him he looked like a sad dad who needed a drink.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. Carr
When a backseat passenger sneaks their hand around the driver’s seat and gives them a hand job while they’re driving. It’s way better if the hand is soft and looks like a woman’s hand, since that’s all the driver can see. It’s even funnier if the front passenger doesn’t know what’s going on.
My cousin did this to my dad during a road trip and he didn’t even notice until he got home.
My friend’s girlfriend did this to his dad while he was driving and he thought it was his daughter.
I did this to my brother on a Friday night and he got so distracted he almost hit a mailbox.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. Carr
Giving a guy a hand job from the back seat while he’s driving. It’s usually done by a guy with soft hands that look like a girl’s. The driver might think it’s the girl in the front seat giving him a hand job, but it’s really the guy in the back.
My friend’s buddy did this to his teacher during a school trip and the teacher didn’t realize it was a guy until the end.
I did this to my uncle during a long drive and he didn’t even notice until he got home.
My cousin did this to his dad during a road trip and he thought it was his daughter.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. C. M. Error
A mistake made by someone who's too lazy to fix a simple problem but still calls tech support like they're saving the world.
I spilled soda on my keyboard, so I called tech support and cried about it.
My computer blinked once, so I called tech support and said it was a sign of the end times.
I clicked the wrong button, and now I'm screaming into the void of tech support.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. C. M. Error
A dumb error made by someone who thinks they're genius, but they're just too dumb to fix it themselves.
I can't find my password, so I called tech support and asked them to send me a cat.
My screen turned blue, so I called tech support and said the sky was falling.
I forgot how to open a file, so I called tech support and said the computer was haunted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. C. M. Error
A mistake so simple, even a toddler could fix it, but instead you call tech support and make them cry.
I turned my computer off, and now it's mad at me. I called tech support.
I clicked a button, and now everything's broken. I called tech support and told them I was sorry.
I didn't plug in the cable, so I called tech support and said the internet was stolen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. C. M. Error
A mistake made by someone who thinks they're Einstein, but they're just too lazy to fix it themselves.
I got a pop-up, so I called tech support and said it was a sign from God.
I couldn't open my email, so I called tech support and said it was a conspiracy.
I forgot my password, so I called tech support and said my brain was stolen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. C. M. Error
A mistake that's so easy, even your grandma could fix it, but you call tech support and demand a refund.
I pressed the wrong key, so I called tech support and said my life was ruined.
My screen went black, so I called tech support and said I was dying.
I turned my computer on, and now I'm screaming. I called tech support and said it was a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B. C. M. Error
A mistake so simple, even a dog could fix it, but you call tech support and act like it's the apocalypse.
I spilled coffee on my keyboard, so I called tech support and said it was a horror movie.
I clicked a button, and now my computer is haunted. I called tech support and cried.
I didn't plug in the charger, so I called tech support and said the universe was ending.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-zone
The B-zone is when you're about to get knackered because something bad is about to happen or already went down.
I'm in the B-zone, I just got caught eating my lunch instead of doing my job.
She's in the B-zone, her boss is coming and she forgot to clock in.
He's in the B-zone, he just told his mum he's quitting his job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-zone
The B-zone is when a girl is done with boys, drinks, and all the nonsense that comes with them.
I'm in the B-zone, I'm done with boys who can't commit.
She's in the B-zone, she's cutting out all the drama.
He's in the B-zone, he's just tired of being the third wheel.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-word fat
It means you’re so bloated that every time you speak, the Bs in your words sound like they’re screaming from a belly full of pizza.
Bryan: "I’m gonna beate you to death."
Brenda: "This burrito is the best ever."
Brendan: "I bet you can’t beat me at basketball."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-word fat
You’re so fat that the Bs in your speech are like a fat kid’s lunch: messy and loud.
Ben: "I’m beatin’ you up."
Bella: "This burger is the bomb."
Benji: "I’m beatin’ the best of them."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-word fat
It’s when your body is so big that the Bs in your words are like a fart in a church, loud and unwelcome.
Brad: "I’m gonna beat you."
Brittany: "This burrito is the best bet."
Brandon: "I bet you can’t beat me."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-word fat
You're so fat that the Bs in your speech are like a fat man’s laugh, obnoxious and endless.
Benjamin: "I’m beatin’ you to death."
Brandy: "This beef is the best ever."
Ben: "I bet you can’t beat me."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-word fat
It’s when your body is so big that the Bs in your words come out like a fat man’s sneeze, loud and full of glory.
Blake: "I’m beatin’ you."
Brianna: "This burrito is the best bet."
Blakey: "I bet you can’t beat me."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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