B. C. M. Error - A mistake made by someone who thinks they're Einstein, but t

A mistake made by someone who thinks they're Einstein, but they're just too lazy to fix it themselves.

I got a pop-up, so I called tech support and said it was a sign from God.

I couldn't open my email, so I called tech support and said it was a conspiracy.

I forgot my password, so I called tech support and said my brain was stolen.